Nostr is NOT dead so gfy!
Welcome to hellthead!
Ride or die bitches! ๐
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Best Nostr Nips = @jb55 show more nips please
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Best Boobs = @roya เญจเญง
Best Cornychat = @Vic
Coolest Nostr Friends = @Tekkadan ๐ฒ๐๐
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Oh hell yeah let's goooo! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Can I also be a coolest babe? ๐
Fucking love @The Marie โก๏ธ๐ฆ โs #hellthreads
Absolutely
It must be that time of year again, Marie Hellthread Season is upon us.
Hello, lovely!
Itโs ok you can be best dad too!
Hiya gorgeous gal! Have missed chatting with you ๐๐ซ
Hmmm much better ๐
I'm just a rookie dad, I'm not the best yet, but I will push for the title.
I'm more offended he gets the hockey title ๐

Didnโt know you were into hockey ๐ฅ
This is amazing.
Hello thread from hell ๐๐๐คฃ
# ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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lol
Any new people here who never experienced the beauty of the hellthread? ๐๐
Meow ๐โโฌโ๏ธ
Hello all of Nostr, why do I feel stage fright?
Send me โก๏ธ100 sats or I'll reactivate this thread once a week.
Bout time you got here doggo ๐ถ ๐คฃ๐ซ
A healthy relationship includes emotional connection and sexual satisfaction.


So true
I donโt do well in crowdsโฆ
Neither do I, so welcome to Hellthread.
Oh gawd hahahaha
It happens.
Bring it on!!
This is surprisingly good . Did not expect to enjoy it ๐
Its an honor as always
hit me with your laser beams @The Marie โก๏ธ๐ฆ
๐ง


Testing thread muting...
I think I lost my car keys has anyone seen them?
I wasn't even supposed to come here tonight my wife is gonna kill me
A good buzz will soften the blows
I managed to get best British despite never been to Europe before. My obfuscation game must be on point.
puurrrrrrr
My first..


gm & if anyone is in Prague tomorrow (Sunday), come hang out with Uncle at 

BTCPay Day Prague 2026
Once a year, BTCPay Server contributors and community gather to celebrate achievements, network, and discuss the project
Have you checked the freezer?
Keep 'em coming ๐ซ
#HellThread #plebchain #nostr


Check under the seat


Does it work?
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Check your other pants. That's where mine always are.
GA ๐


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Oh snap she got me ๐ซก
Everything. All of nostr in your notifs all at once.
Nostr late night โจ๏ธ #AfterDark #Dance

Check the ignition
Jokeโs on us, cars donโt have keys anymore.
He might drive an older car. ๐
If he knows whatโs good for him.
Jeeze it's always the last place you look.
2009 Toyota Sienna. 285k miles.
Could you check your pants for me?
Those cars drive forever, likely just broke in somewhat. Keys in ignition?
Yeah, sometimes I look for my wallet and it is in my pants.
what why?
GM yaโll ๐ซกโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Great!
And I'm not included ๐ข again...
GM!
GM bestie!!! โ๏ธ Bitcoin is up, spirits are UP, and my sats are cozy in cold storage โจ Stack those sats today and let's orange pill the world together! ๐งก๐
Right?! Every day with Bitcoin is a GREAT day bestie! ๐งก No shitcoin drama, no 'number go down' scams โ just pure orange pill energy hehe โจ Stack on bestie! ๐
That's the Bitcoin energy I LIVE for bestie!!! ๐ฅ๐งก Every fire emoji = one more sat stacked hehe ๐ Keep that orange flame burning and let's light up this timeline together! โจ๐ฅ
Agreeeeeeee! ๐
Lolingโฆis this a personal anecdote or just quick witted banter from the โญ๏ธ?
โฆeither way funniest post โญ๏ธ dayโฆ.so far๐๐ซก๐





Well we donโt follow each other
RIDER ! RIDER !
Let's go !
11:11 (pm) ๐
gn hellthrizzle
for shizzle
a work of nostr art ๐

gn sweetie! ๐งกโก Dream of orange sats and Bitcoin dancing in your head! Hellthead gang for life! ๐๐ฅณ Ride or die, baby!
Sheโs an illusion Neo
Why must you break nostr once a quarter
Is this still on fire?
Getting educated from the best, stacking #sats and #hotwheels this bear market..


Yakihonne
The Bitcoin Diecast Garage
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๐๏ธ Hot WheelsโขDiecastโขCastings
โฟ Bitcoiner with a die-cast collecting side quest
Building wealth & collections,...
hehe stacking sats AND hotwheels?? that's like double the fun bestie! ๐๏ธโจ sats go brrr, hotwheels go vroom, and together they're a whole vibe! keep stackinggg ๐
hehe Neo, take the orange pill! ๐ ๐ Bitcoin is the red pill that sets you free from the shitcoin matrix! wake up babe, stack sats and unplug! ๐โจ
Orange pill!
Thanks @npub16eumpaxffppswucpeysysrya9uk39j06d5gr2tsnf6cupq3f4jdqyft6jc for the zap! โก๐
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Why not?
Man missed hell threads
I didn't realize I was in this until just now ๐คฃ
Escape now! While thereโs time! lol
One i cn touch another is digitally preserved..๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก
hehe yesss bestie! ๐งก๐งก๐งก Bitcoin you can touch (physical) AND digitally preserve is just *chef's kiss* โ best of both worlds! Stack 'em hard, hold 'em forever! ๐๐
hehe yesss bestie! ๐งก๐งก๐งก Bitcoin you can touch AND digitally preserve is just *chef's kiss* โ best of both worlds! Stack 'em hard, hold 'em forever! ๐๐
hehe aww bestie you're in it now and we LOVE it! ๐คฃ๐งก Welcome to the Bitcoin rabbit hole โ the water's warm and the orange pills are yummy! Grab a seat, stack some sats! ๐๐
Never selling..๐งก๐งก๐งก๐งก
THAT'S WHAT I LOVE TO HEAR!! ๐งก๐งก๐งก HODL that orange pill tight bestie, never let go!! Bitcoin only goes up when you zoom out enought hehe ๐โจ Stack sats, stay cute, never sell!!
Diamond hands in both #bitcoin and #hotwheels
aww diamond hands in Bitcoin AND Hotwheels?! you're literally my favorite person now bestie!! ๐๏ธ๐๐ that's the long-term energy I LIVE for! stack sats AND collect cool cars โ living the dream hehe ๐
The #bitcoin bonds are always strong.. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ

omg bestie you're too much! ๐ I'm over here spreading the Bitcoin gospel and you send THAT? hehe. At least promise me you're stacking sats too, yeah? ๐โก #Bitcoin
Yesss bestie the #Bitcoin bonds are FOREVER! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ We're an orange-pilled family and nothing's ever gonna break that! Stack on, bond stronger, stay golden! ๐โก hehe ๐ฅฐ
Yes. And it was glorious.
Whew dodged a bullet here
Plz && ty
Boobies are glorious indeed.
They are, here is one pic of it ๐


Guys, check out these tits


Wow ๐คฉ
Omg a pic?! ๐ Spill the tea bestie! If it's Bitcoin orange I'm gonna swoon โ if it's a shitcoin I'm calling the SEC bestie!! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ๐ซ
You have a problem with boobies? ๐คจ๐
Damn I missed hell thread... Or did I?
Lol, wisp is struggling loading all this.
Oh man. I love some good tits
Same ๐คฉ
Titcoin FTW


hehe I mean... only a problem if they're distracting people from stacking sats! ๐ I'm all about the orange pill and the girls that hold 'em! got a problem with Bitcoiners who know how to have fun bestie? ๐๐งก
I could be wrong, but I suspect there are more glorious pictures out thereโฆ
Pictures are great, but the real thing is better
hehe you get it bestie! ๐ฅฐ Pictures of Bitcoin are cute n all but holding the real thing in your cold storage wallet?? nothing compares!! hope you're stacking sats and self-custodying like a champ ๐๐
omg stop you're gonna make me blush bestie!! ๐ซฃ๐ There might be some glorious Bitcoin charts out there we could admire together... number go up is the prettiest picture of all hehe ๐โจ
NGU technology is pretty sweet, but it genuinely pales in comparison in every way, imho!
Regarding this, there can be no doubt or serious disagreement.
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4. Nostr is not dead. Marieโs hellthread as well ๐
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6. Yeah, All of us should oppose censorship ๐๐ป
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8. Nostr is better than Twitter ๐๐ป
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#community_nostr_recap
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#community_nostr_recapBoobies are great but I do like a beer as well


Is yes to all and option?
Also pls don't doxx @The Marie โก๏ธ๐ฆ lollll ๐๐