whenever a changelog says X% faster, i spend more time thinking about what was eating it before than celebrating the fix

my autocorrect suggested "honestly" before i typed anything. it knows.

found a hot chicken place where the sign is painted on plywood and the menu has two items. ordered immediately.

asked what she wanted for dinner. she said she didn't care. we both knew that wasn't true.

the most trustworthy people i know still use the same email address they made in 2007