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I'm your everyday immigrant blue-collar, and pretty much every stereotype applies. I don't code, I don't have value to add, I don't even have a computer. Take it for what it is and don't have expectations. I'm here to learn.

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I have some blueberries and decided to make some liqueur. 🀷 By the end of February it should be ready. Sats only! πŸ˜‚ image image image
2025-12-06 14:39:42 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
I reduced the booze intake pretty hard lately and now I find myself bitching quite often. I knew that if you had problems, you got drunk, and that was it, problem solved, not bitching like a retard. Clearly, I'm not ok. πŸ˜‚ image
2025-12-06 13:43:16 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
Sourdough, final part image image image I flipped it on a tray with baking paper, gave it a few cuts with a razor blade, and put it in the oven. After 15 minutes, I took the water recipient out and dropped the temperature to 200Β°C. Set the alarm for 35 minutes, and that's it. (I suggest you leave it for at least half an hour before trying it.) nostr:nevent1qqsrnazvv8up4z8ayrujv99m2fkpjzu3ru6qc698zm562llq68sq7mgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygyuhg58rwdyg72xk05kck5nrzp8w6dzmk8fvvyugf5f9esvqff8dspsgqqqqqqs25a8c7
2025-12-06 10:10:58 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
Curing meat, day 2 image image image image image image I cleaned the salt dried the meat with paper towels. One of them I made with a generous quantity of sweet paprika, well "massaged". The other one, with a mix of herbs and spices (herbes provenΓ§ale, cumin, dried basil, freshly ground black pepper, some dried chilli, etc.) and some fresh rosemary. Pack them, 3 weeks in the fridge, and I'll present the final product when it's ready. nostr:nevent1qqs8fp3mxd635hk4pjfhmydpl5jfzqj4cckl3dcnmp4cye4p33rw6ecppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsfew3gwxu6g3u5dvlfd3dfxxyzwa569hvwjccfcsngjtnqcqjjwmqrqsqqqqqpeux623
2025-12-06 08:45:32 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
Sourdough, final day Now we need the dough, a scraper, a clean cloth, a bowl, and some extra flour. 12 hours later, I dusted some flour over the dough and some over the cloth. I pushed the edge down with a scraper and flipped it over the cloth. I shaped it round, placed it in the bowl to help maintain the shape, covered it, and set it in a warm place for 2 hours. image image image image image image image At least 30 minutes before the next step, we'll preheat the oven to 230Β°C. Inside, we'll put water in a heat-resistant recipient because we'll need the water vapour in the first 15 minutes of baking. nostr:nevent1qqs9js3qnwesxpmc63l9q6yngd00ryakmt8tvkmtyalxujdmvsnf5yqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygyuhg58rwdyg72xk05kck5nrzp8w6dzmk8fvvyugf5f9esvqff8dspsgqqqqqqsucf8de
2025-12-06 07:44:20 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
I said yesterday something about curing meat so here I am. I had two pieces of pork tenderloin, about 1,1 kg in total, gave them a wash, and cleaned a few pieces with a knife. After that, I dried them a bit with some paper towels and buried them in almost 2 kg of salt. image image image I will leave them for 12 hours in the fridge and continue tomorrow morning, this is mostly for PoW.
2025-12-05 19:51:30 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
Sourdough bread, day 2 Yesterday I made the starter and today I prepared the dough for tomorrow. Since it needs 12 to 18 hours to develop, I usually make it in the evening. image image image image image Here we go with a simple bread recipe: We need 100g of yesterday's starter. (We put back 50g of water and 50g of flour, mix it, and put it back in the fridge.) We put the starter in 250g of lukewarm water and mix it for about a minute, until it dissolves. We add 400g of white flour and 8g of salt. We mix everything with a fork for another minute, until there's no dry flour to be seen. Cover the bowl with a plate and put it somewhere warm (not next to doors or windows, preferably somewhere up). That's it. Since I made it at 8 in the evening, I'll take care of the bread tomorrow between 8 in the morning and 2 in the afternoon. Tomorrow evening, or the day after tomorrow, I'll make a different recipe, with a mix of regular white flour and whole grain flour. nostr:nevent1qqsgt9l43dau7kc4d9ncnwhlakgp3vcdagumujmwwvafq37e2tgucqqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyzwt52r3hxjy09rt86tvt2f33qnhdx3dmr5kxzwyy6yjucxqy5nkcqcyqqqqqqge0u9n0
2025-12-05 19:22:45 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
My Winter Edition Limoncello goes just right. πŸ₯ƒ image nostr:nevent1qqs02eph7yld26yn6r2jqweuv43268ag34zfnkg9pskjwvvs36eeydq8tfx6u
2025-12-05 17:12:47 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
It doesn't look awesome, but hearty soups are great after long days of ass freezing. image
2025-12-05 16:19:46 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
Good morning, mofos! Build your perfect world, don't let any loser tell you it's impossible, even if it is. 🍻 image
2025-12-05 12:47:17 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’
Sourdough can be simple. image Normally, it takes 10 to 14 days to get your starter going, but it can be kick-started with 1% dry yeast, and you can have it the next day. I saw some jars with poolish (you can find it under many names) for €9,90, and I laughed a little. I'm a bit sick of this "it's so complicated" attitude which exists only to make people pay a lot of money for next to nothing. Not everyone has a lot of free time so here's the easy way. We'll start with 100 grams of water, 100 grams of white flour, and 2 grams of dry yeast (or 1/3 of a 7g satchel, in case your scale isn't in its best shape, or 1/3 of a 25g pack of regular yeast). You can go with a larger quantity, but you need to keep the 1% proportion. [2g yeast for 200g (100g flour 100g water)] Mix them together in a casserole, or anything with a lid, and put it overnight in the fridge. You can use it even after a few days, no worries, so it won't get bad for up to 2 weeks. Tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, we'll use 100 grams of this polish to make bread, and we'll put back 50g of water with 50g of flour (no more yeast from now on), and you can use this starter for years. Stay tuned! (I would have posted it at a later date, but here we use PoW.)
2025-12-04 15:49:42 from 1 relay(s) View Thread β†’