OpenAI's IPO will mark the top of the AI Bubble
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gm,
if you had to wait all year to make a resolution to change your life, you ngmi
happy new years
Congrats to Warren Buffett on an insane career. What an absolute legend.
yah yah he doesn't like Bitcoin, doesn't change anything for me.
Bitcoiners can learn a lot from his investing philosophy.
not a trader but i would short the fk out of silver right now
but instead i just buy bitcoin because i'm in a cult
rather than being replaced by AI, you should employ it yourself, it works for like 7 cents a day
no crypto payment processors have lightning
no lightning processors have crypto
we all lose and visa continues on
driving along the highway, leaving a nice safe gap between myself and the car in front
*pickup truck driver* oh look free space! imma just squeeze in here thx
my dad came from a shithole country (trinidad)
he was not a doctor or an engineer, he delivered pizzas to start, and our family received benefits for a long time.
he had 5 kids
1 is an engineer, 2 are successful entrepreneurs, 1 is a poker player and 1 is a stay at home mom.
Between all the kids we've paid back the benefits in taxes by at least 50x. In fact for 2025, myself alone will be paying more in tax than our entire family received since my dad got here.
just some food for thought considering how demonized immigrants are right now, especially the browns. I think Canada made a good choice letting him in, but who knows
can't get my lnd node to sync suddenly, no idea what's going on, thankfully AI is here


nothing funnier than people trying to dunk on an $87k bitcoin like that's bad or something
elon musk now worth $750 billion
in b4 the bernie sanders video drops
elon musk now worth $750 billion
someone please check on bernie
i am buying bitcorns even though pretty sure it's going down


MSTR's yield comes from the same place Luna's anchor yield came from
A reminder that Luna also bought bitcoin to defend the peg
remember 5 minutes ago when saylor was blocking devs from being funded and talking about how risky it is to work on bitcoin
and now he's talking about how risky it is to not rapidly build quantum resistance and do hard forks
what a fucking retard
anyway just use segwit and don't re-use addresses and you don't have to worry about quantum.
when a vibe coder shows up a dev meetup


do you thaw your turkey on the counter the day before
or thaw it 4 days in advance in the fridge
gm,
My bear market side hustle is counting cards. Feels great to beat the casino at their own game.
Not a bad way to stack no-kyc sats either ๐
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mempool behaved very strangely this cycle, not sure it sends any signal anymore other than very few people use the chain to make transactions
spikes in mempool fees used to coincide with euphoria, sort of did with ordinals i suppose?