The only way to make money is to not need it. The more money you need, the less people will give you. The less you need money, people will fall all over themselves to give some to you. For example, the government can print its own money, yet people spend all their time trying to think of new reasons for the government to force people to give it more money.

Trump is on an AI slop roll. I remember back in the early 1980s the fountains all still flowed in the capitol malls. Then sometime around when they blew up the teacher in the space shuttle, they stopped opening them up in the spring. By the mid 90s, every fountain was cracked, dirty, dry and the statues vandalized and spray painted with gang signes. Then, by the 2010s, government karens thought it better to replace fountains with skateparks and paying for graffiti on abandoned buildings of businesses they drove away. This was intentionally counterculture, as if hating America and anything beautiful should be government policy. Crime, drugs and loitering became the standard. They created a "panhandling permit" scheme, as if to separate the fake panhandlers from the real panhandlers. Eventually homeless tents and stolen shopping carts were desired to block walkways in every park. Here is an AI slop song for the occasion to remind us what it was like when society had higher expectations. View quoted note →

These alkaline Duracell batteries are from the 1960s and they did not leak.

I dreamed it first

Diamonds are a status symbol. That is it.

A promissory note is only good as the word of the one who is doing the promising

Imagine what humans would look like if they lived in space, with no gravity, for 100 generations.

Nostr does not need accounts

Why did my nose just start gushing blood while talking to the bank on the phone?

I asked AI to make a country song as femmy and gay as possible. It sounded just like every country sing produced since 1990. View quoted note →

I noticed when guys listen to this, they pretend to not cry View quoted note →

I was at a veteran's day event Monday. Noticed two older men talking investing. The younger said something about crypto. The older one said "oh Bitcoin?" The younger looked down and said "Oh no, not Bitcoin. I'm into..." Then I stopped listening.

I want to have a temper tantrum about how "everybody" on nostr sucks, won't do what I want the way I want it and how nobody is on nostr anyway and it is dying.