My luck is turning around. Repair shop put my bumper back on for free. I found $20 in the parking lot just sitting in a snow bank and government randomly sent me a tax return of $150 today.

Repair shop wants $6000 to replace my bumper 💀

Its so cold, I farted and steam came out.

Happy new year

I cant wait to order pizza and beer.

My favorite collections call today. This old lady ive been dealing with for month keeps coming up with same excuses, I dont have time to walk to the bank to pay. I asked her if she knows how to pay online, claims doesn't have time. I asked her to pay on the phone, claims doesn't have time. I asked her if she ever heard of the story of the little boy who cried wolf 🐺 ... she tried to freak out 😂. You know someone is full of shit when they yell at you and their voice goes really really high pitched at the end.

Bed time #cat #catstr

Its crazy to think a can of pop and a normal size lighter is $6 💀

Finally getting around to watching the sopranos.

😮‍💨

#cat #catstr

I dont see a difference 😆

Voodoo with her Christmas from my mom 😆 #cat #catstr

My girlfriend said she enjoyed her first Canadian Christmas 🎄 ☺️ my mission is done.

I think this is like 3rd year in a row ive been sick for Christmas 🎄 🤧 😆