Kid pukes 🤮 in her car seat on the way home. What’s worse: a) taking apart and cleaning up pukey car seat b) putting back together clean car seat

Help me out here guys 🙄 #asknostr

$AKOIN bagholders in disbelief

Akon City: Wakanda-style $6bn project abandoned by Senegal

Something more realistic will replace ambitious plans dreamt up by singer Akon, officials tell the BBC.

My wife just got this on her IG feed. I laughed out loud. She said I don’t know who else would think it’s funny besides you. And I said, send it to me, I know a few people.

Just completed a workout! 💪 #workout #strength #powr 🏋️ Simple Strength Workout 📅 4/6/2025 4:05 PM-4:07 PM ⏱️ Duration: 1m 💪 Total Volume: 3,969 kg 🏋️ Barbell Squat 1. 21 Kg x 21 Reps 2. 21 Kg x 21 Reps 3. 21 Kg x 21 Reps 🏋️ Dumbbell Bench Press 1. 21 Kg x 21 Reps 2. 21 Kg x 21 Reps 3. 21 Kg x 21 Reps 🏋️ Romanian Deadlift 1. 21 Kg x 21 Reps 2. 21 Kg x 21 Reps 3. 21 Kg x 21 Reps

Was just fixing some bugs in the @npub1p0we...vpjk social feed and noticed some kind 1301 notes from another Nostr workout app 🔥 Crazy to think that I just wrote a draft NIP and already others are building off of it… and even crazier that I can actually see those events in the app I built 🤯 Fantastic job @npub1xr8t...5uum with @RUNSTR - seeing the event in my feed reminds me that I have a little work to properly render the workouts though 😅

So wait… instead of margarine they could have just added some olive oil to butter this whole time? Thinking of all those hydrogenated oils I ate as a kid 😭

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I think the worst investment I’ve ever made was buying Sonos speakers. wtf are they doing

Hey Nostr, I’m a little overextended right now finishing up the @npub1p0we...vpjk app mvp. Any web designers/devs want to give me a hand with the website? I have www.proofofworkout.io Bonus if you can help with some of the creative (logo, banner, etc). Happy to pay in sats for your work! #asknostr