Germany: “We just want a small army for self-defense purposes.”
The rest of Europe:
Bauzen
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👋 Hi, I’m 史蒂文•R•费德曼. I’m from the future 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory”
📸 Freelance Photographer 🎥🍿
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
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🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
dudes meet their wife on tinder and get their job on linkedin and wonder why their life is slop 🤨
#wristr
Today is the 2026 MET gala.
I used to photograph it every year, and I’m skipping this year bc IDGAF anymore.
I’m a dad now, and I have to protect my good energy for my daughter, while my colleagues take a shitty day-rate or deep-throat ugly publicists for a spot to take the same photos as 300 other photographers.
Looking back, I don’t miss it.
The old me is gone… 💨
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
When that tax refund hits 👌🏻
It’s so over for wagegooners 😑
79k 🚀
Never forget what they took from you…
Why would anyone ever get a job when there are so many ways to gamble? 🤔
When you realize we used to throw toilet paper and eggs at houses and now we can’t afford toilet paper, eggs, or a house 😩
When April is over but you're still a fool
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
My bank gave me 0.41% interest last year.
They even sent me an email about it…
Subject line: "Your money is working for you."
🤨
Gaining superpowers 💪🏻🚀✨
Me : “I don’t need a fancy foreign sports car, just gonna stay humble when I retire”
also Me :
I support this ☝🏻
Become ungovernable 💪🏻
Me and the bois, on our way to the $MSTR earnings call on May 5 😎
Oi! You got a loicense for that shitpost? 👀