GM.

GM gurl.

We are going to have to change the meaning of the euphemism "rolling the dice" from taking a risk to doing your due diligence.

GM. Have a day.

GM. Happy Wendtsday.

GM. Happy Toolsday to those that celebrate.

My wife just told me that she signed our daughter up for Juku, apperently it's an after school Japanese language program. Given the time of the year, I thought she said Jew Coup an I'm like damn-it woman wtf.

GM. You can just rent heavy equipment, they don't even ask if you know how to run it.

Thanks for the free drill bit Tapcon. It was worth every penny. #diy