Séimí Mac Síomón
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Goid ó ghadaí, goid gan peaca.
My friend is the kind of person who thinks Russell Brand is on par with Tolstoy to be fair.
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It is perhaps more indicitave of having read more than 10 books in ones lifetime?
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Friend of mine said :
"When I was on holidays in Northern Africa, I seen a statue of a snake eating its own hea-."
" An ouroboros." I interject
The cunt was looking at me stunned, as if I had answered the final question on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"
"How on earth did you know that?!"
Is this not common fucking knowledge?!
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It's called The Strait, it isn't mate:
It winds along the bank.
And if it isn't open soon,
I'll chance another wank.
And so it goes, I blow my loads,
I've fuck all else to do!
The tractor's lying derelict,
Without a drop of fuel.
I hope to fuck, they'll open up,
And save me from my troubles.
But at the rate their moving at,
My dick is blowing bubbles!
