Rethink DNS app on @npub10r8x...t2p8, is actually very funny. DEAL! Please unblock that line as soon as Fable reopens (if ever). 🫱🏿‍🫲🏽

SAY LESS! 😌✨👌🏾

You want a bankiaccount and can’t get one? Here’s a #bitcoin wallet. That’ll be my pitch from now on.

😬 Bisq got hacked? Chama can NEVER be hacked, mathematically. 😌✨

“Le secret de la vie, c’est d’enculer Francis!” 🤣 IL A ENTIÈREMENT RAISON 💯

There’s NO DOUBT in my soul that the very same people who offer KYC bitcoin services are buying noKYC somewhere else. They know the truth, and sell the lies…

The only problem that I have is that I’m not normal. I don’t do normal things.

I'm attempting to install StartOS fresh 0.4.0 wish me A LOT OF LUCK 🤞🏾

I'm SO glad I'm not going. Even with my free ticket. Pff 🤭 View quoted note →

Why do #bitcoin companies badly need to "touch" users' money? We already have a system perfect for that. It's called fiat.

I always think I'm a normal user but maybe I'm not so normal.. There's nothing "normal" about me.

Pay ANY bills with #bitcoin. Emphasis on A. N. Y. Why would you do that? Well because Bitcoin just goes up over time so you spend less overall on your bills. Who doesn't want that? Also there are so many ways to keep the value of your Bitcoin stable, it's ridiculous. For example, you can use Stable Balance ♎ on @npub1uq70...u0c2 !

Play stupid fiat games, win STUPID FIAT PRICES. ⛽️

💨⏩From zero to Bitcoin marketplace in 30 seconds.⏩🤯 No account. No email. No KYC. No seed phrase to write down. Watch: one link → @npub1uq70...u0c2 installed → federation joined → wallet ready → two communities loaded → SatoshiMarket open → ready to pay bills, trade sats, buy anything. 30 seconds. I timed it. You can probably do it in 15. This is what onboarding looks like when you stop asking people to understand Bitcoin and just let them use it. One link. One tap. You’re in.

SatoshiMarket — Non-Custodial Bitcoin Marketplace Protocol

Trade Bitcoin without custody risk. Shamir 2-of-3 escrow on Fedimint e-cash. P2P exchange, marketplace, lending. No KYC. Instant settlement.

⚡🧾 #bitcoin #ecash #fedimint

Uh uuuuhhh.. 😯😱😉😁 What do we have here! Keet and @npub1uq70...u0c2 integration?! ✨ "To P2P, or not to P2P. That is the question." ❓❔🦜x🥜 #keet #fedimint #bitcoin #ecash

🚀 Hey guys! I just created a Bill Pay Feature powered by the Community. Here's how Bill Pay works on SatoshiMarket: 1. Someone posts a bill they need paid (electricity, internet, phone, etc.) and locks their sats in escrow 2. You see the listing, check the bill details, and if you have fiat to spare — you accept the trade 3. You pay the bill using whatever method works (M-Pesa, bank transfer, Cashapp, etc.) 4. Share proof of payment in the trade 5. Both of you confirm, the sats are released to your wallet instantly It's basically: you pay someone's bill with fiat, they pay you in Bitcoin. Everyone wins. The escrow protects both sides — nobody can cheat. Try it out! 🧾⚡"

🤯 Escrow notes are now split client-side using Shamir Secret Sharing. The server never handles your full ecash notes. ⚡️✨🥳 NIP-44 encryption coming soon for full cryptographic non-custody.

It’s so funny because I built this tool for myself, out of HEAVY frustration 🥵😤for not being able to send money to my own mother in another country… All I need is to connect with an army of people who have the same problem. Do you struggle too? 👀🤔