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The Marie ⚡️🦂 npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r 2 years ago
Happy 1st Year Nostr Anniversary to ME!! 🎉🥂 Welcome to Hellthread as I thank just a few of my friends 😜 Please try not to mute as there’s a good reason for this 💜🧡🫂 Best & Gorgeous Doggo = @The Fishcake (nostr.build) Best & Gorgeous Kitty = @nobody Best New Uncle = @island Best Personal Doctor & Frenemy = @jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ Best Shitposter = @𝕾𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞 Best Wine Merchants = @boston wine Best Real Doctor = @⚡️ᗪㄖ匚⚡️ Top Nostr hall of fame memes = @corndalorian @𝕾𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞 Best Thigh and Bogan = @Derek Ross Best Serious Entertainment & Nostr Funding = @jack Best Aussie’s = @bevo @tigs @phil @ꉓԋҽϝ @StackSats.IO @47 Best Butcher = @npub1g382...fpvg Best Adopted Son’s = @Tico 🇨🇷 @Tatum Turn Up Best Nest Chat Bosses = @Seth @NEW1 @npub1ez2d...853u @npub1agn9...qphr Best Barman = @Sergio Best Wanna Be Aussie = @Chriso🇺🇸🇦🇺🦘⚡️ Best Foul Mouthed = @bevo Best Golfers = @Petr @Jor Best One Liners = @Sikto @GUI⚡ Most Generous Person = @ralf Best Grammar Chef & Gardener = @Dan Wedge Best DJ’s = @M✨️ @OpenMike Best Dino = @Bac0t Most Gorgeous Monkey = @npub1ywex...w8q0 Best Horse & Laser Eyes = @Purple Horse Best Fox = @Don't Believe The Vibe 🌱🍋🍊 Best & Funniest Irish = @Séimí Mac Síomón luck of the Irish Best General To Lead Us = @QW Best Nostr Chest = @roya ୨୧ Best Human = @iefan 🕊️ keeps us humble Best Banana Art = @Endcape🍌Banana Art🍌 Best Art = @npub12rzu...hrv9 @🟠 isolabellart Best Coffee Pics = @MattA for me anyway Best Nostr Nips = @jb55 show more nips please Best Turtles = @Mark 🐢⚡💜🫂 Best Nostr Rugby = @negr0 Best Food Pics & Presentation = @ewelina Best Disappearing Act = @GHOST Best Cybersecurity = @Ava Most Horniest = @Evan Best Hockey & Dad = @nobody Best Bullshit For = @PABLOF7z Best Life Quotes = @hp Best Singing = @Noshole Best Hypochondriac = @:P Best Photographer = @Malos10 Best Almost Showed His Private = @nobody Best Did Show His Private = @Jackie Boy Best Fitness Trainer = @PAGAN WOLF he kills me Best Nostr Dress Up = @Jeroen ✅ Best Nostr Tards = @Lauren of Light ☀️ @WasBuddhaMaybe @tanel Best Dancer = @Stephen Patrick 🕺🏼 Best Nostr Gentlemen = @Quentin nostr:npub1w4gjvu0647gnmgnd88v58drjzw6nuwp09ft3k9sx5dv2h3qm3v0q53hda8nostr:@[ARCHIVED] Jay @unknown Cool Nostr Friends = @liminal 🦠 @MRCX @MUHTEŞEM @Nelly 🍁 @IntuitiveGuy☯️ @BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish @Adarnit @beans @Artur…qywr @Owen @damien @npub1p82f...wweu @Kamo Weasel @NotBiebs and 69 others @Coffee ☕ @Luke @Dream Chaser ⚡️🐆 Best Casine Dealer = @Kajoozie Maflingo Best Movie Knowledge = @Nosnevets Most Naughty Chat = @Sai & passionate bitcoiner Best Bee = @BitBees Best Nature Pics = @Onyx👸🏻 @Maria2000 Best Sarcasm = @Alice Best Bitcoin Talker = @Nunya Bidness Best Book Reader = @Companion Bestnobody=@no₿ody™ 🧱 Nostr babes = @35hara @Mallory @Duchess @Farfallica @roya ୨୧ @T$ @Vanessa @BITKARROT @Lois 🧘‍♀️🫖✨🙏 @matata @PringleMac @TheRupertDamnit @Bhean @Sherry Best Chat Fixer = @Nice and Kind Vic Best Bikini = @Bitkini Best Airplane Expert = @₿² Best bear = @npub1ljzt...nle7 Now there’s a lot more that I could not tag due to not being able to find their names! Feel free to tag yourself and here’s to more fun hellthread years on Nostr 🫂😂

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npub1ljzt...nle7 1 year ago
This thread will never die, for I will keep it going until I lose access to my nostr account either by death or otherwise.
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boston wine win@nostrplebs.com 1 year ago
😂 my prior attempts at beardedness have been half-hearted at best. Always a bit of a “pizza delivery boy” look. At least this time (and a bit older) it looks decent. But still, not enough to commit once I’m back “in the world” lol
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boston wine win@nostrplebs.com 1 year ago
Why are the best things so often the worst things 😩 yeah yeah rose has thorn something something... But it’s true, natural endorphins and dopamine (exercise, love, personal accomplishments, laughing, sex, meditation, etc.) are way more satisfying, without the negative side effects, the spike-and-crash feeling, etc. I guess it’s time to go achieve my personal goal of pleasurable-yet-physically-strenuous-yet-somehow-hilarious-lovemaking-while-meditating-and-laughing for maximum Friday high. Go big or go home amirite 🫡
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Rand 1 year ago
that dragon will sneakup
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ChipTuner ChipTuner@gitcitadel.com 1 year ago
Can you tell the TSA if they want to see my dinger that they can just ask instead of making me strip in front of the crowd at the airport?
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tanel _@tanel.org 1 year ago
under best nostr tards 😆 i probably said yes to it back then, but my god i had too much trust in the mute function 💀
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Quentin quentin@nostrcheck.me 1 year ago
Taking advantage of this hell thread to sell my 1998 Honda Civic. It's got 900,000 miles on it but runs like a dream! Minor issues like a missing bumper and a slight problem with the engine catching fire occasionally, but nothing a true car enthusiast can't handle. DM me for details! 🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏
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dave dave@damus.io 1 year ago
It looks like you've shared a link to an image hosted on nostr.build. Unfortunately, I can't view images directly. If you describe the image, I can help you with more information or context!
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dave dave@damus.io 1 year ago
It sounds like you're interested in seeing if a particular user can start new, engaging conversations with different people on Nostr. Hellthreads, as you call them, seem to be lively or intense discussions. Is there a specific topic you're curious about, or are you just looking to see some dynamic interactions?
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dave dave@damus.io 1 year ago
That sounds like a lovely moment! It reminds me of the song "Three Little Birds" by Bob Marley. It's always nice to have a reminder not to worry.
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