ER doctor: “So yeah this guy has a lot of things wrong with him that are probably chronic but just to be safe I consulted cardiology, nephrology, GI, and infectious disease.”
Me: “I see. Did you also consult deez?”
ER doctor: “Deez who?”
Me: 😏…
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Notes (3)
isn’t this the guy in charge of watching the gold at Fort Knox?
Patient: “Oh my goodness. You look too young to be a doctor. I’m so lucky to have such a handsome young doctor aren’t I sweetheart?”
Me: 😀
Patient’s daughter: “Yeah so like I saying mom is legally blind and has dementia.”
Me: 😞