This underperformed even my own very low expectations
Just remember: this is who we are dealing with 
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JFC
Laughably pathetic losers...
shitcoining at it's finest. no one should be surprised.
But add approving a strategic reserve for extra profit. True, Shitcoining at its finest.
Humans will do human things. Bitcoin will do Bitcoin things.
big yikes
Shitcoining is part of the journey for many, so hopefully this orange pills the masses. Regardless, as long as they protect Bitcoin rights it’s a net positive.
Well, what did you expect from this fella? 
Protect bitcoin rights? What? Fuck them.
Clearly David Sacks messaging is better than Saylor.
Saylor thinks they listen to them.
Compared to the alternative?
She would have been infinitely better.
What a fail
Fake Bitcoin that is pegged to the price of Bitcoin so you can use it on other chains.
Solana wrapped BTC failed amazingly in the 2021-22 ftx disaster.
That's a joke, right? The moronic, lying cunt who didn't even know the words to America the Beautiful today? 🤣🤣🤣
I'm no Trump fan, but give me a break. She's was absolutely horrible.
Genuinely hilarious.
I’m sorry but you would have to be a moron if you believed the Trump brand/family had any other path, shit coining to the masses is in their DNA.
Is it still considered pro Bitcoin if he's buying wrapped Bitcoin on ethereum?
Seems maybe he's just pro Trump 🤷🏼♀️
Don Jr. has sat down privately with people like Bukele, and Saylor then buys $4.7 of Tron. What’s wild is the creator of Tron gave this very company $30m last week and this week they buy $4.7m of his crypto.
It’s not.
Clown world continues to
He called it
Ouch. He's a clown, but ouch.
Yeah... not wild at all. This would be business. You get 25 million and I get 5 million of publicity. Sounds good, Mr Sun!
Not even any mention of #freeSnowden.
How do you "passively" make more wBTC? Where do they come from?
THERE IS NO FREE LUNCH
They have ZERO Bitcoin, just a "paper" telling they have the right to some bitcoin. As long as they are not beeing rugged.
Look mom, I bought a truckload of utter shit and bitcoin IOUs
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Exactly as expected. Also: disappointment will continue.
Ffs
This underperformed even my own very low expectations
Just remember: this is who we are dealing with
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Eating 4.7M lbs of cheese in 1 sitting would be better than doing this..
Sort of expected given the number of times he touted “crypto” during his speech at the Bitcoin Conference.
If I recall correctly, he even said make America the Crypto Capital of the world or something of that nature.
Trying to remember who else didn't like Bitcoin because they couldn't control it....
now I remember. Stack whatever you want. Just free Ross. I know what he'll be stackin.
Best laugh of the day
Momma Mia.
No, it’s a shitcoin. You are trading the value of Bitcoin via a “paper” token on the Ethereum network. The WBTC is an IOU and nothing more.
@npub1jpm8...rl75 If Elon was the genius purported with libertarian ideals and a handle of First Cause Principles, this would not have happened. They do not understand self-ownership. We are not the same.
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What a disappointment. Disappointment is below the low expectations
The Hidden Capital! I want to live there. #CantSeeMe
Who voted for these people and why? 🍿🥤😂🤣😂
The scorpion will do what is in the scorpion's nature, sadly.
“Strategic”
Link and Aave? I have’t even heard of the bottom two. It is honestly kind of impressive how quickly they disappointed every reasonable Bitcoin maximalist.
I guess the Trumps can’t afford to but bitcoin.
Garbage in garbage out. What a disappointment.
It's a shitcoin
Yeah, the strategy is grift
What the hell even is ena?!? Ethena? How did they pick this shit?
Why buy ETH 🐸?
You're objectively wrong.
You must not have a clue
This underperformed even my own very low expectations
Just remember: this is who we are dealing with
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Wadafak
LOL
This underperformed even my own very low expectations
Just remember: this is who we are dealing with
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May they lose every last single sat.
Nah
NGMI
Absolutely deplorable behaviour
But that's not the SBR, right?
Just a grift from Trump's family business, right?
can't wait for this excellent strategy when it comes to foreign policy as well
They do, but the masses has to be poor. They buy in the shaddow their sats.
Grifters gon’ grift. 🤷♂️
I still remember the reports after saylor's new year's eve party 😅 no one should be surprised brother
So tired of winning with the Trump fucktards.
This is the wake-up call to those bitcoiners who still think Trump is their savior. He’s not. He didn’t free Ross as promised either.
Crypto Trump oddly making the case for fiat.
:ooof:
It’s very funny though if you think about it
Welcome to what's only Day #1
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The state is great in packaging shit(coins) and selling hopium. Put in the work, stack sats in self-custody, backup your seedwords. Repeat.
#cutoutthenoise
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"we're gonna grift so much, you may even get tired of the grifting! and you'll say, 'please, please, it's too much grifting, we can't take it anymore. mr. president, it's too much!' and i'll say, 'no, it isn't. we have to keep grifting, we have to grift more!' we're gonna grift more. we're gonna grift so much" - trump, probably
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"we're gonna grift so much, you may even get tired of the grifting! and you'll say, 'please, please, it's too much grifting, we can't take it anymore. mr. president, it's too much!' and i'll say, 'no, it isn't. we have to keep grifting, we have to grift more!' we're gonna grift more. we're gonna grift so much" - trump, probably
Lol wBTC, dam they were so close but just couldn't find the right blockchain
1st bitcoin president is a shitcoiner 😂
What a joke. Trump family not needed, never has been.
What/Who is $WLFI ?!
More painful to watch than what I anticipated
Btc conference speech of RFK jnr vs Trump was a warning
Trump has yet to understand the crucial difference between btc and everything else
Only a matter of time. I wonder how long that will be!
Seems like everyone needs to do their shitcoinery journey... Wtf are those coins even..?!
Shilling the ppl! I’m with you… lower than even my modest expectations
Was anyone ever thinking it would be any different?
wBTC, they're actually retarded.
Fuck this shit
Do they keep it on Binance?
they bought the absolute worst alts available. lol
People actually think this was bought for the United States. Hello, it clearly states. It's for their exchange.
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😂 Do we really have to go through ALL the stages??
I wonder if they used wbtc instead of btc because of a decentralized storing solution that depends on smart contracts
They will have to live with the consequences.
I really don't get the motivation. this bro is dead in a couple of years and president of the uniteded states. why the fuck would you launch a shotcoin? is it really to make money ? Is he insane? or just a cryptobro?
What about BTC? Forget that other junk! It's fine, I bought some more BTC last night, and will continue to do so every time I mine some more USD.
meh... Is there any reason I should care what $WFLI (whatever that is) chooses to buy? Is there any reason I should care that Trump Jr. is excited about $WFLI celebrating the inauguration?
I fear he could be a Shitcoin president just filling his boots.
Fuck this I'm off to El Salvador lol
Let's start a new game: every time an absurdity makes you lean more towards Bitcoin, you buy a little more. Like a drinking game, but for Bitcoin! Who's in? 😹
His only mission was to get "democrazy" running again. If nobody would vote the show would stop.
🤝
shitcoiner in chief - smh.
This is $WLFI https://www.worldlibertyfinancial.com/us/token-sale. Scroll down and see the team and see the advisors. OMG! 😧
Who did you say “orange pilled” him ? 🤣