Already checked the couches for spare change to secure more cheap sats, so I guess it's time to sell the couches!
Anyone interested?
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Lol, there goes another trillion in market cap!
Just a friendly reminder that we are 74,943 blocks away from the next halving
I've been in Bitcoin for several cycles now, but I can't imagine being down this bad!
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Fake post, but interesting to think about how quickly things can change! Could we see sell-off of that US government-held Bitcoin and have them pull a Germany on us?
Wouldn't mind picking up those sats!
When you avoided every hack from COLDCARD, Liquid, Ledger, Binance and retained all your Bitcoin in 2026
Normies!: I keep my money in the bank, at least my money won't get hacked like yours!
The Banks: Says cyberattack stole around $100 million
https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20261104-french-regional-bank-says-cyberattack-caused-fraudulent-transactions
When you're the CEO of a hardware wallet, exchange, federated side chain, DEFI or prediction market platform and you said funds were SAFU!
Binance recovery team preparing to go into North Korea and get their customers funds back
If this guy interviews a company CEO, the funds are not SAFU!
You're a Bitcoin treasury company, you have one job
But you couldn't set up a multi-sig and lost access to your Bitcoin because your management team left it on an exchange!
You can't make this stuff up!
https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2026/10/28/bitcoin-treasury-datavault-ai-plunges-50-after-firm-says-it-can-t-access-its-btc
News has emerged that Discord will be making its chat logs for public servers indexable by Google search and providing LLMs with additional training data.
Your gooner material, discord kitty simping and other embarrasing chats are all going to be become searchable!
Mashable
Discord will let public server messages be discoverable in Google Search
Here's what you need to do if you want to opt out...
Some legend running a futubit Apollo solo miner nets a block! More than paying for them to mine for many years to come!
Game on!
https://npub10mxnle348mzv2dnj0ylgz3zu9gceenc29x9fr4m6mnars66j7vxsnkn8mj.blossom.band/4d799d5c67fd30422ba710e74e8628868c37260b9011bfed0dd8f1869fa891c0.avif
Users who have their funds trapped looking at the Liquid Network after they said that it was entering “the final stages of recovery with enhanced security” and 1 to 1 backing!
No one is safe anymore!
Imagine being a scammer and you steal 60 Bitcoin and try to safe guard your loot in cold storage so you lose a ledger like a responsible scammer
Only to get rugged pulled by another set of scammers conducting a supply chain attack!
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/crypto/articles/one-biggest-victims-ledger-hack-213041984.html
When your ex wants to come back during the ball market
Lighting Labs drops layer tree, for all you broke boys you can all share a UTXO and have lightning balances built ontop of it
LayerTree explained
An interactive explainer for LayerTree: one shared Bitcoin output, an off-chain Merkle-sum tree, and covenants that let any member leave in one tra...
It's been 30 days since in liquid jail for its users looking to peg out! The force hodl continues until patience dries up and people accept the 15% haircut/transaction fee
Are you a 1 kidney maxi?
Blake2B node runners finding out, it's not so easy to bootstrap a network now is it!
