I just got a somewhat disturbing DM.
I am not sure if this is true, I received no pics, or evidence of this. I am just relaying what he claimed.
Apparently, if you use soapminer.com soap, your penis grows an inch.
Amazing, if true.
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Only an inch?
That was supposed to be a confidential DM, Soap π
Did you hear that @shinohai
I'm assuming that's fully erect length. Not sure π€·
Now you'll get a GF! π
And what about girth? π€
Didn't ask. It's already weird. π€£
Idk if this is left-or right-side bell curve marketingβ¦but its good marketing
Did they say it made their schlong βbeefyβ ππ
My wife is thrilled
Each time, compounding growth? Or cumulative growth over time?
The CDC hasn't done the study yet
Is that per bar or per use is there a guarantee lol
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More like ball curve, amirite
I can't guarantee, but,.. don't you want to get some, just in case this catches on? π€£
Screenshot the DM, make it an ad and put it on the hub π
What happens if youβre female?
Clit grows 1 inch. I donβt make the rules. π
I'll never dox π€·
Hyena maxxinβ
It's why I get soap from you is for that rumor.
Black out the name π
Sell the news buy the rumor.
I'm not going there π€·π€£
Side effects may include higher soap and water consumption and post-shower lethargy π€£
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Yes
You're so wrong π€£
Just doing my part π€π«
True Story
Iβm always right.
Don't dox yourself bro π€·π€£
Hahahah
Congrats on doubling yer size nutz
Can I have like, 5?
I hear tell it also improves the motion of your ocean.
100% is 100%!!!
I'm definitely left curve π
And the size of the boat β΅
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Bruh π€£
Um. Not true! Iβm still 4in.
Donβt give people with little dicks false hope!
lol. you want to be John Holmes?
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Must be using it wrong π€·π€£
Always wanted to have mustache ;)
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And the explosiveness of the appropriately timed orgasms. Or have I gone too far with this marketing campaign?
Itβs only the first 9β that count, anyway, soβ¦
We do need to respect the ladies here
You should market a brand called Penis Butter. Iβm sure @35hara wouldnβt mind.
My understanding is that this is all for their benefit, so I think we're good.
@Oshi (ζ¨γ) has nut butta already π€·
Grows an inch⦠of hair
(Gotta read that fine print)
Yes, but this would be butter FOR your penis.
Language is your forte, so I'll leave it to you good sir
I'm not going there Daniel! π€¦π€£
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Too bad @npub1hq0k...f9mp isnβt on Nostr anymore, we could get him to fast track this one!
Someone has to.
I need a new marketing department π€
I'm at your service Sudzy.
We'll be applying soon π«‘
And you always do
Unleash your potential.
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Your marketing phd is paying off!! Genius
Was hoping for boobs
Its power law
Either way, remarkable. π
Might need a patent.
Oh wait, intellectual property is bullshit.
I'm so confused π€£
Please let us know when your significant other become disturbed by it
Oh Iβm definitely ordering now π€£π
Accurate
Glad it helped π«‘
C'mon dude. You know. You use the soap ππ€£
You're, obviously, not using a loofah π€·
Without a loofah itβs 5 inches more!
If you say so π€·
Ok
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How long does it take? Iβm about a week into a bar and I just measures
not sure, he didn't specify
They putting Viagra in the soap
You know, now that you mention itβ¦
Itβs logarithmic
That's impressive π
Sorry, penis grows for females too. Got mine a while ago. Husband isn't a fan. π
No trusting here
We need to verify π
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Theoretically speaking it should only work if the beef tallow is from a bull, not a cow. Cow tallow is good for the ladies if they want to enhance some body parts. I think itβs backed up by science.
I don't have time for fans of Dr Fauci
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Is your new nickname Peggy?
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You are both missing a billion sat opportunity to collaborate on this.
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Ha! Maybe!
That's hilarious π Fren