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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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PaulAllen 6 hours ago
This might work better on something narrow like the cover screen of the Samsung Fold. My phone with a simple case is about 30% wider than the iPod Classic. Still a pretty cool app. View quoted note →
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
So basically it took a dip below 2021 highs to get you low time pref wizards to entertain the possibility that we weren't just being a bunch of negative nellys for having the audacity to question why a seemingly endless series of bullish news for Bitcoin over the last couple years hasn't resulted in face-melting price increases? Welcome to Team F*ckery-afoot
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
Interesting endorsement of Signal 🤣
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
"HELP WANTED: Make-up/latex expert who can make a robot hooker assassin look young enough that a politician would want to bang it."
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PaulAllen 2 weeks ago
"It's pronounced 'E-Ron', not 'eye-ran.'" - someone who says 'nuke-yoo-ler' or 'soh-security'
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PaulAllen 3 weeks ago
One day the Lightning Network will be as reliable as her bra 🤣
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PaulAllen 3 weeks ago
Kinda like the idea of renaming the satoshi but not to 'bitcoin'. I think we should troll the world and start calling them 'dollars'. "One hundred million dollars in a bitcoin." I like the sound of that 🤣
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PaulAllen 0 months ago
My FBI agent watching me ask AI if global thermonuclear war would be enough to drive poison ivy to extinction image
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
"Fire authorities believe the fire was caused by the lithium battery." Well it sure as hell wasn't caused by the headphone jack 😞 View quoted note →
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
GT BMX Documentary | Performer Evolution
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PaulAllen 2 months ago
Ginger, English accent, and craps on DST ❤️
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PaulAllen 2 months ago
What's the obsession with apps anyway? Jump out of Amazon or YT for a few minutes, come back and half the time it's lost my place and sent me back to the home page. Never have this problem with my mobile browser. It can retain the page I'm on even through a phone reboot.
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PaulAllen 2 months ago
Tony Franklin - Jelly Roll - Bass Only Version
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PaulAllen 2 months ago
Weird Al should make a Heart parody about an elderly woman who keeps getting her junk waxed. Call it 'Bare Old Coota' 🤣
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PaulAllen 3 months ago
It's hard to feel optimistic about even the most positive developments when you've spent the last few months watching your nation's founding document and supreme law completely fail to protect the most basic human rights of an entire state's population. For Virginians, the sacred freedoms enshrined in the Bill of Rights rendered null and void by nothing more than a single state election cycle, and the first thing the tyrants did after taking power is set to work to ensure that their party never loses another election. What can you do when you're too small to fight back and too poor to leave? It's not like we ignored pandemic-era warnings to flee a woke city full of subway trains and skyscrapers. We live within a mile of a cow pasture and a national forest. Wherever you go, the woke mind-virus will find you. You can run but you can't hide. A few days shy of 251 years ago, a famous Virginian asked his neighbors, "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" The 2026 response to that question is apparently a resounding "Yes!" Forbid it, Almighty God.