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Smoke purp, post purp
Thanks friend 🫂
Always 🫂
DED! & 💯🔥🔥🔥⚡️⚡️⚡️😂
😂 I woke up and chose violence
I don't have a wife to purple pill.
I’m both scared and intrigued…
You better go locate a female and buy a ring
FUCK
You should be
now you know what kind of wife to find!
Who? I don't have a wife 🤣
This is hilarious
Strangely enough, my wife was the only person I know who I successfully purple pilled.
Says alot about most other people out there!
Is #nostr perhaps dominated by singletons so there are no wives (or husbands) to Purple Pill?
#WhereIsYourWifeDude
#PurplePillYourPartnerBitch
Katie has been to #Nostrica, #Nostrville and helped run the Nostr booth in Prague 🥹
Where’s Ina 👀
Fuck yeah dude
And then have her put up with all the horrible shit guys say to women here? Fuck that 😂
She’s here. Sometimes 😂
🤘😮💨🤙
💜 THIS 💜 THIS 💜 THIS 💜 @Sir Spencer, Wolf of KC 🐺 did his due diligence and got me here 💪🏻
I miss those sparkly scented nail polishes from the 90s, might have a bottle of blueberry somewhere... Hair? Not my forte but adding tea tree oil to my regimen helps tame it. 😅
Feels extra aggressive with the blunt smoking and the music. I just found out my wife sees and clicks Google ads regularly, give me a minute 😂
Im in the "need a wife so I can purple pill them" catagory.
@Heidizrajchu she's right here, and Nostr only - in theory. But she couldn't find her tribe so she didn't come back after a short while. Go ahead, talk to her 🥸
I’m scared.
We’re all getting wives after the halving!
tell us more about the tribe she was looking for
🙄
😙💨
😂❤️🔥🫂💯
I still ought to purple pill my husband, BITCH! 🤣
🤣
That’s how I always feel as soon as I see a post from @Noshole
Thank you @Noshole for keeping nostr weird. 
She said that she were lurking on here and can’t take my dumb notes, so probably she isn’t here anymore 😂
💯 I need some hair tips lolz
True lol
No way. I know of at least 10 people who are married and have seen not a trace of their wife
Wait really? Lemme follow
Omg followed 🤗🫂🥰
Those polishes were lit and I too have no idea what I’m doing with hair lol
It’s supposed to be extra aggressive and Hahahha
I am following now too.
#datechain ?
Got her 📋
You should be 😳
A+ nostr content
Fuck yeah you should!
🥹🥹
🫡🫡🫡
Samsies 🫂
Ok, but my wife doesn’t use social media 🥲
LMAO 🤣 bitch 🫂🫂
Yayy new friendss
Aww thanks girl 🫂
It’s a protocol
I chose violence
I already let her listen to Alex Jones, Stew Peters, Dr Shiva and Dr Jane Ruby. I can only imagine the repercussions of her being purple pilled
More please 😜
Well, I had a wife at one point, I joined nostr last year after we separated. My sister @npub1n7hy...he4c is on here, maybe lurking?
🏆
A little nagging each day for a year
Gradually, then suddenly.
Really?!! Don’t lie to me little spoon
Ohhh it’s inevitable haha
Yayyy followed just in case.
Girlfriends are also acceptable
Haha you could get her on better than I can! But also I don’t mind if she doesn’t care and doesn’t see the stupid things I say.
I’ll have what she’s having
She’s not a relay 😅
Nostr is also 99.999% social media
😂🤣😂🤣😂🙏🙏🙏🫂💜🫡
You could pass for the HT girl
Followed
Why is this low key a compliment ?
Cuz HTG knows wazzpoppin
🫡
I am a purple pilled wife and love this message and you.
Purple pilled gals for the win!
Vanessa was the one that purple pilled me. My husband was playing the nostrasia panel and I saw her talk and was like oh it’s not all a bunch of nerd dudes? Ok maybe I will try it
😅👌💜
I’m so glad you’re here. There’s not enough of us 🫂🫂🫂🫂
It’s not! We out here 🙌🏽 I do a podcast with my husband that’s him orange pilling me. It organically also turned into purple pilling. I’m all about getting the spouse’s involved and aligned!
With this ground breaking message you shared today I have hope for a better future. ✊🏼
When we hanging?
Hahaha same here 🤞
After my surgery queen 🫂
i tried, she no have enough tism
INSTAWIFE
I'll try on that front lol, been enjoying my time with no attachment lately 😅
😁
@npub1mhl2...xmlv gradually then suddenly, maybe. 😂
epic
5 months ago? Come on QW
Haha. She’s not a social media person.
She likes to bake and will be selling goods at Culture Shock 2025… Phoenix in February.
I expect to see you and @:P there. 🫶🏻
Damn well if she likes to bake….
Maybe I will show up. To steal her and make her MY wife.
*evil laugh*
She also has a salon and is a hair stylist. We could get you that purple Mohawk you have always been wanting.
Oh fuck. Don’t tempt me with a good time.
Also hair is my weakness so you really need to step up your purple pilling game
😬
🤝
I showed this to my wife. She didn't get it.
🫡
no need to marry her for purple pilling 🟣...
Britney!
😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant. 😀👏🏽👍🏽
The toughest battle 
As a Nostr wife, I support this message 🤣
I just want to trade skincare routines with some besties 😂😂😂😂
😳
CeraVe, FOREO Luna 3, Paula’s Choice Clear and Booster. Once a day.
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Alby Hub is a new, open source self-custodial wallet from Alby designed to be used in Nostr, mobile & desktop apps, websites, games and more!
It is a one-click install node that lets you connect to dozens of
@npub19hg5...yv9p apps.
🐝 Best part - you can use it with Alby Account and that means you can use it with your lightning address. You can also still log in to apps that support "Log in with Alby"
😍 We are rolling out access to the public — if you are interested in Alby Hub, join the waitlist and you'll get it soon 🚀
https://getalby.com/waitlist
🌐 Alby Hub works best when it runs 24/7, so users can plug it into many different apps and use it everywhere — on the web, on the go with mobile wallets, inside apps and games — no matter the platform!
🔌 We focus on streamlining the experience of using your wallet in the apps you already love. We have some plans on deeper and deeper Nostr integration, you your Hub will only get more powerful with time 👀
🔐 Your keys are safe and encrypted by a password of your choice. Alby cannot access your funds or reset your password: your sats are truly yours, and with that comes responsibility!
🧈 To make spinning up your Hub quick and smooth, we offer Alby Cloud subscription for our users. For 21k sats / month you don't need to worry about any hardware or server hassle: you get a link access to your hub, priority in-app support, access to Alby Buzz community of Alby supporters, and more to come!
🆓 However, Alby Hub is100% open-source and you can also run it completely for free on your own device, personal server or cloud. Feel free to verify, suggest and contribute to code: https://github.com/getAlby/hub
⚡ Our mission is to make lightning decentralised and easy. And make some of those zaps stats less custodial... We're working on creating an experience to open and manage your first lightning channel that's not scary or difficult.
📰 Interested reading more about the Hub? Check out our blog post:
https://blog.getalby.com/what-is-alby-hub/