What kind of baseball do skeletons play? Femur pitch.
Phil
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Thinking about systems for a freer world.
Denver, CO
Trailer Swift 😂
Here I am, defending the arches.
And here I am thinking you came to #nostr to build a new decentralized world.
How’d you get your last name? Well it all started when my grandpa…
Neagley is pretty good! It’s like Reacher without the dumb romance side plot.
I rawdogged that walk (walking outside without headphones)
No, I don’t need to borrow money for Phil LLC. How do I stop these spammers?!
Our friends put down their twelve year old chocolate lab named Ellie today 💜 Cheers, Ellie 🍻
70 weeks on the #peloton 💪
Going to name my kid 808. Going to confuse so many people!
Gotta love expiration dates on salt. Where do you think it came from?!
The parental checklist of bodily secretions:
Drool, boogers - fine, carry on
Pee - how quickly will this dry?
Poop, throw up - what scale on the Richter scale are we talking?
Riding 85 miles tomorrow 😬