I put my travel mug in my bag’s side pocket as I always do, leaned forward to pick up something from the ground. Cup was not closed… Please welcome my jacket and pants to #coffeechain ☕️ GM ☀️

This MF keeps tumbling 😂 View quoted note →

It’s over.

Work on self. 🧘 View quoted note →

#freerektbot @rektbot

Had to turn on Supercharged DCA… let’s buy the dippity dip dip.

Hope your wallets are ready 😂 We are getting new laptops with much better chips.

I’m still amazed we can zap. Sometimes I don’t believe it.

Unfollow and mute. You will love it.