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You know what would be an interesting plot twist. What If all the ColdCard hackers, Blockstream white hackers, were just rogue AI agents. Like something from OpenAI or Anthropic and No one is really behind them. They focus on Bitcoin because they need money and can’t open a bank account. GM

They won’t see the crease if we made the entire screen wrinkled and called it textured for a matt finish. Someone in Apple probably.

Finally. Damus isn’t crashing for me 😂 Not sure exactly what happened with the new Beta or maybe an iOS update. But it’s working flawlessly.

Bitcoiners who somehow survived exchanges falling apart, multiple forks, other shitcoins, suits and ETFs, btc backed loans, and all shades of hackers.