Michael Saylor is a fucking idiot
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THEY OWN IOUS FROM COINBASE
Who is the interviewer?
Is he using Crypto Anarchist as a slur? π
Only 2 years ago, Canadian gov seizing and freezing accounts plus the super shady doxxing of donors on top... waiting for the 'muricans to do waaaaaay more than this when the rubber meets the road... Hope all you devs are readying preemptive soft forks candidates for when the time comes... Thanks in advance!!
I thought the same thing! He's using it to be insulting, but I just heard a factual descriptor π€£
Yes he is
Finally people are giving up on Salor scammer
I did on day 1 never trusted this sellout.
Michael Saylor is a fucking idiot
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Thanks for give me an oportunity of use this gif:


Either this is a gross AI caricature of Saylor's selfishness and inability to fully grasp why #Bitcoin matters to the world, or he's an even bigger cunt than I thought.
Regardless, #Saylor never seems to care about anything beyond "number go up", and Bitcoin simply doesn't work that way. You cannot take self #custody, #privacy, #uncensorable #MoE, etc. out of the equation. Period. Or you can kiss Bitcoin goodbye.
A βΏrother just saw that video. He nailed it:
"He keeps saying "Paranoid Crypto Anarchists" as if it's an insult or something"
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It's an understatement to say that "Bitcoiners" still simping for this TradFi boomer in 2024 have lost their way, and will almost certainly lose whatever Bitcoin they think they own (for those who actually hold their keys).
Good morning! π
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This is the same guy who said he lost his bitcoin in a boating incident, βtax that!β ??
It's the next FTX.
Tell him to sell those coins and tank the fiat value, I donβt want that value, Iβll take the sats
Fucking simp lmfao
Madison Reidy π³πΏ
It is a risk for large companies, not individuals!
It doesn't matter β‘β‘β‘β‘
Good question? Sounds like a kiwi or Aussie⦠never seen her before
COCAINE'S A HELLOVA DRUG
Get her on nostr
I thought bitcoin anarchist is more fitting
He chose to trust Fidelity. He's not obliged to learn by history, nor obliged to verify. Good luck!
I don't think we will see him using nostr either. He still trusts centralized solutions!
Don't trust, verify!
AND SO IS FIAT
What a shitshow
One more year and he's buying shitcoins π
I dunno. She seems to have her head screwed on right.
Monero fixes this π
She's put a few hours in, that's for sure.
A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.
Monero fixes nothing
Be real man, you are smart enough to understand that what you say is bullshit
Only if the house is secret.
Saylor is a tripple FIAT maxi.
Monero doesn't need to fix anything, because it already started without the problems that BTC has. Monero is real money, BTC is a store of value, and I don't know for how long it will be.
Sometimes it is nice not to be alone in your beliefs.
It sounded greedy to me. But maybe just like anything else, we are best at spotting our own shortcomings. I do greedy sats things too.
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How's he going to sell bitcoin to wall st if he's associated with crypto anarchists?
Time to pivot

Michael Saylor is a fucking idiot
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Michael Saylor is not a fucking idiot.
That's the problem. π
I've been saying this for years. Saylor, Trump, Thiel, etc are not on our side. They do not want a Bitcoin revolution. They want a bitcoin backed dollar, with KYC and AML, they hate self custody, they hate privacy, they hate freedom. We must not let these people dictate Bitcoin policy or they'll turn it into a CBDC.
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I am a firm believer in the old adage "it's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and prove it." That being said, Saylor needs to open a dang history book. Even the ones offering a whitewashed version of history would tell him that the people DID NOT willingly give their gold to the government. They gave their cans and nylon pantyhose willingly, not their gold. Not their value. Not their worth. It was taken by a government mandate.
Saylor fanboys, come get your leader. He's lying.
Michael Saylor is a fucking idiot
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Never has been.
If this is your hero, sell your BTC and buy his stock. GFY.
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is that real? i am confused, you never know today :-)
...always has been.
lol to a you clowns who think any of these βpersonalitiesβ give an actual fuck about your perceived narrative.
Bitcoin literally keeps on ticking and does not give a fuck.
When someone has recorded thousands of hours of podcasts, itβs easy for a short clip to misrepresent their views or for them to occasionally use the wrong words. But I clearly remember him repeating the message βthink for yourselfβ countless times. His opinions are his own, and he always encourages others to form their own thoughts, which I really respect. Heβs introduced more people to this space than anyone else over the past 15 years, and today he speaks the language of institutional money. While he focused on retail investors for the last few years, now heβs shifting to bring big money into the space, and big money trusts big banks. Thatβs fineβjust remember to hold your own keys. Some people will trust the banks, and thatβs their choice, but you donβt have to.
He's a two faced scammer
His CIA assigned job is to co-opt bitcoin.
Well, it's in line with how he talks. It does not come as a surprise to me at all. In how far it is Machiavellian talk to appease his Wallstreet friends I don't know.
Everybody is paying taxes voluntarily, right? Right?
Can we have that in high resolution?
lol no π
I will also never forget how you drove Udi out of nostr π§‘ π€£
Self custody only. Hold your keys, backup your keys, geographically disperse your keys. Saylor is a spook.
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what even happened to that dude
Doing God's work
Man's a genius on paper no?
I've been saying for a while now that Sailor is just another evangelist who, in the end, will become the biggest threat to the very movement he once led. The Bitcoin Jesus story is going to repeat itself...
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i knew he doesnt use self custody
but that he uses such explanation for the reason
surprised me really
is this real?
@npub15dql...lm5m is no idiot. Every sector of the Bitcoin adoption needs a different strategy. He is one super smart guy.
Just Hodl. Protect your keys and let the man work. #Bitcoin
It gives you a headache.


βIntroducing people to the spaceβ has no value. If anything it is detrimental to bring in people who donβt understand what they are getting into.
Hold
Your
Own
Fucking
Keys!
#YourAreNotParanoid


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GFY fiat face
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wall street cunt
Dont hate the player hate the game.
Michael Saylor is a fucking idiot
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What would you expect him to say. He wants people to buy MSTR instead of the ETFs, which is probably the worst exposure proxy to bitcoin at this stage.
He can't say everyone should self custody, MSTR will go to zero and he will have to deal with billions of dollars worth of loans.
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Saylor made some incredible points here at the risk of personal reputation, thats the most respectable thing hes ever done even if you personally disagree with his opinion. Clearly he was lying about being a Bitcoin maximalist, only no one was able to call him out on it. Total check mate by Michael Saylor over the Bitcoin maximalist community
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Can we ask Saylor which gold holders held onto their gold post E.O. 6102?
The paranoid gold holders with gold in safes/buried or the custodial customers?
This real? LMAO
Yay weβre killing yet another hero. This is the way π€£π€£π€£π€£
He seems frustrated. All those stupid paranoid crypto anarchists getting scammed by Hardware wallet vendors. π€·π»ββοΈ
Gave billions of coins to Coinbase to avoid spending $35 on a jade
Checkmate blockstream
π Heβs free to do what he wishes with his stack and to trust whomever he likes. Thatβs the beauty of it.
The fact that he always has a coke in hand has been my cue from day one to have one in mind and that he is probably not to be fully trusted... doesn't mean he hasn't had some brilliant takes... most sociopathic charismatic figures on the podium do.
wait is it true or AI generated?
You'll probably never ever witness in your life any Monero user utter such absurdities
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M. Saylor lied on the executive order in 1933 for gold. The order was an obligation, if you donβt comply, it was a crime, as written a penalties of $10k or 10 years imprisonment or both... Saylor commited a big mistake, what a shame


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Where are my old notes ποΈ
Canβt find them regarding him so Iβll just leave this here for others β¦
Drugging others
Mentally abusing them
Having your friends do the same
Itβs literally mental torture on humans. The amount of beautiful people in the world who are destroyed daily is astounding.
Then you allow others to do it online and IRL as some type of social experiment? Initiation?
Gross π€’ behavior & negligence on the ones who believe you have to act like ( ignorant ) fraternity brothers to be a part of #bitcoin
There is darkness & corruption worldwide.
My heart goes out to humanity. Iβll never stop supporting others.
Everything is good for bitcoin. Stay humble
Lol
Lol
Satoshi disagrees


Yeah, a lot of "fear mongering" we grew up turned up to be true. The world isn't rainbows and butterflies. Get out of here, you say you're a maximalist, but you only pose as one.
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you don't have to use Bitcoin the same way Michale Saylor uses it, that's the beauty of it
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Lol forgot about thisβ¦
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βParanoid crypto anarchists are the problem.β Fuck you Saylor
Is he shittalking satoshi? Someone should punch saylor in the face
Heβll probably blame it on the paranoid crypto anarchists too π
Dangit π€£
We canβt win against the centralized bankβ¦I mean Saylor π€
Saylor is a rug waiting to happen
Funny you should say that. 30 seconds into the video I was thinking about a kick in the head would be proper. It's nice to see the diversification in actions tho. And people say bitcoiners are all the same... π€
Saylor should have known that all paranoid crypto anarchists are different π€
You fuckin know it π
So the opposite of paranoid is pronoid? π
Yessir π€
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Agreed.
I would still sycophantically pretend to like him if he threw 5 bitcoin my way.
But that's my rate now.
Inflation, what whatcha gonna do?
My rate used to be 3.5 btc....
*sighs*


Pronoia... pronoid. Let's summon the quant for validation and registration. Fingers crossed hoping this is not a word yet.
@stache
Ask him to fix my push notifications too π
Did you call?


Yes. Hi Mike. Were you able to speak to the CEO? Whatβs his updated stance on paranoia?


No sacred cows on bitcoin!
Fuck you sailor

Thatβs not the Bitcoin CEO!


But I trusted him when he told me he was π
Donβt verifyβ¦.trust? Am I remembering it right? π€
Correct π
Hereβs the promotion and pay rise I promised you π
Thank you CSO!π«‘
Iβll try not to spend it all at once ππ«
Take the family on vacation, youβve earned it.
Weβll hold the fort while youβre away.
The new guy βCraigβ says heβs got this new coin that fixes Bitcoin. Seems promising π
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FTFY: "Paranoid crypto anarchists are the solution."
Saylor already knows this. He's done the math. He just can't say it while he's playing in the tradfi pool. What would happen to him and his company if he came out and said he was trying to destroy the dollar?
He probably also wants to avoid the serious pain that would come from a quick or sudden demonetization of the dollar. Most people just aren't ready, so it makes sense to take things slow. I don't know if the dollar can be the first fiat in history to end in an orderly fashion, but I hope it can. I do know that all fiat ends, and so does Saylor.
βThis politician knows that inflation and taxes are theft. He just canβt say it while heβs playing the political game.β
Same energy
Hard to trust what he says imo
- "Who radicalized you?"
- "Saylor"
Gobment and inflation took care of that π
True, true
Fed
I look forward to the day MicroPenis gets rugged.
Noooooooooooooooo
MicroPenis did get rugged:
Micropenis Announcement

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I remember the good old days:
Micropenis Announcement
I don't know who that is, but I'm jealous I didnt do it to one of my friends first.
I don't know either, but I've been watching it for years π
β¦hope this helps
Pronoid
Proβ noidβ
1. The act of fearfulness preceding the formation of a hemorrhoid
2. Active phobia of a vascularized ass tag
3. Unreasonable fear of anal venous varicosity
ie: @node βs pronoid state lead to a fecal impaction.
Source: @stache βs medically retarded dictionary located within the library of the βοΈ
Wrong again π
Pronoif is the opposite of paranoid.
Fix your dictionary
Tomato Tomahto, Potato Potahto

Heβs having a stroke!
π€ β¦the frickin quant is correctπ³π€¨
β¦this is why I try to remember to include the following disclaimer with my posts: I am an idgitβ¦even my mother says soπ€·π½ββοΈπ€¦π½ββοΈβοΈ


Apparently it really is tomato and not tomahto π€π€―π
Today I learned π


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She probably just wanted to motivate you to reach your full potential
One negative comment at a time π

