My shiddy little experiment of a lightning node has routed 74 million sats in a little under a year and a half. I'm underwater by a large margin on fees earned versus basic costs, but that was never the point.

Nostr:

"Is this fukken winter shit over and done with yet?" Said the baby coo.

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Use Amber to log into @Keychat, use nip-07 to log into jumble.social, seeing a product you want being made by a small business, clicking on their link in their profile that opens in Keychat's internal browser, filling your cart, going to checkout, hit pay in bitcoin and it opening a lightning invoice I can pay with my NWC spending wallet credentials connected to Keychat, all within Keychat, might sound complicated and annoying, especially given how many times I've said Keychat. Yet somehow to me it feels like all the frictions of how online value transfers, and concessions that come from centralized "solutions", were somehow removed.

There are still people thinking the midterms, by removing one ideologic group of pedophiles from majority power and reinserting the other group of ideologic pedophiles in majority power. Again. Will somehow be a satisfactory outcome. Anyway... Time to manufacture some more triggers today.

Stimulating me follicles at this point:

When they take the marker out of the register to verify the fake money paper cloth is a real paper cloth fake money marked with 20 instead of 1 and made of the right paper cloth. If only it were easier to verify really fake value transfer without a third party.

Its pretty nice not doing "is shipping address as same as billing address?" Gfy. Sats sent. Invoice paid.

Burnt the shit out my fingers grabbing a hot pan lid. 🤬🤦👍

When my dad asks how many blocks I've mined and if I'm winning.

They'll take your diamonds And give you steel

Shoot strait, a crooked nail bends When the top hits the bottom it ends

"But muh gainz"

My 19 year old work program reader card adapter finally broke. Might as well add the most amount of flare I've added to anything to the new one.

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Bear with me I'm trying to do like three satires at once

How it feels talking to my silver/goldbug/stonk/gamblin' friend even after you helped him buy his first $200 worth of sats three years ago:

"We have heat at home" The heat at home: