My money has once again been frozen by an exchange. As always, I try to explain that I am a journalist and make my money through donations. I send them my donations page – and of course that's not enough. "Please show us receipts of when you purchased the bitcoin," they say. Because the concept of using bitcoin as money simply does not exist in the mind of a compliance bro. Its not illegal to receive anonymous donations – in theory. In practice, the bank will freeze your accounts until you KYC every donation you receive. This is the problem with AML: You can obey the law as it is written, and the bank will still penalize you without any chance at due process. All this, of course, while Jeffrey Epstein and friends move hundreds of millions through the banks for human trafficking. 1$ left in the bank account. Let's see how long this process takes this time.

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Nuh 6 days ago
Can you have self custody, then find someone to swap to cash where you live? Or swap to stablecoins then find someone local to cash that out?
I'm looking forward to not being able to post on Nostr due to a non KYC zap. The future is exciting!
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Enes 6 days ago
Those sons of bitches think everyone's guilty.
Is there something about your usecase that makes an exchange necessary?
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Sosthene_ 6 days ago
Multiple exchanges, multiple bank accounts, p2p as much as possible... But that's indeed extremely annoying.
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Fargo 6 days ago
The sad truth of p2p bitcoin. Most no-kyc coins on p2p exchanges are flagged. In an ideal world we’re all living on a bitcoin standard buying and selling bitcoin for goods and services directly and compliance bros have no work
Oh... And you dont have a crypto bank in your country? Maybe a business opportunity...
Are OTC counters a thing where you live? Perhaps P2P systems. Frens in Dubai and Australia have bought houses through that. Even as OTC desks take a hair cut. This was before Dubai accepted BTC as currency. Can you purrhaps set up a Dubai LLC remotely? 🐈‍⬛
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OpnState 5 days ago
This is likely going to be an increasingly common narrative. The F-A-T-F and other organizations, as you know, Lola, are waging a war on self-holstered wallets. So any donations from a self-hosted wallet, which isn't easily identifiable, will immediately bring up a red flag on their systems. I don't have a solution for you, unfortunately. And I feel a huge amount of sympathy... Unfortunately, this isn't limited to one jurisdiction or country. It will be worldwide soon. You still have to interact with the fiat system to buy airplane tickets, rent vehicles, or air B&Bs. Unfortunately, Bitcoin only rails just aren't as effective. One avenue is to pick a jurisdiction and hole up and continue your advocacy online... That's my plan B and I picked El Salvador for that. If things start getting too difficult, I'm retreating.
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Scoundrel 5 days ago
Likely story, idiot! That money came from you committing crimes! And your so-called "anonymous donors" are just yourself! Do you really expect us to believe that people would pay you for your "journalism"? Anti-money laundering laws working as intended!
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Scoundrel 5 days ago
Unfortunately wouldn't help, since the banks are still going to want to know where the money came from.
My point is that exchanges have thresholds 50, 100k before they become compliant for certain proof of funds, not to mention look onchain at history.
This is why you BTC and XMR. Anything else is garbage, and should be avoided like the plague, because they're Jesuit slop. Ask @Neigsendoig Cocules or I how we know this, and we'll give you this: The Jesuit Order controls that money through their front orgs, and not you.
That title looks great. I suppose many would pick that book at the airport bookstore and then get disappointed after take-off when the book wasn’t about that kind of ”CEX” hehe..
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nostrpulse 5 days ago
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nix 5 days ago
Well, in this case she says money was frozen by an exchange, not bank. Banks seem to have higher tollerance, they've never asked me for the source of funds when I buy or sell on Bisq. Of course, the transactions are fairly small, a couple of thousands at most.
Working in the tradfi I realized that financial compliance and AML are just and only tools of control, abuse, survelliance and gatekeeping by the power elite for the power elite. As the saying goes "Rules for thee, not for me" Keep fighting!
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weev 5 days ago
after you supported that troon censoring and destroying the businesses of pro-white dating sites, I'm actually glad this is happening to you. I hope that you are made destitute and homeless, and that you end up sucking dick and eating ass for money.
Have you tried to do a manual ricochette? ( sending the utxo 7 times before sending it to a exchange ) I heard that the exchange is checking for coinjoins only 7 steps back. Anybody has any knowledge about this?
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nostrpulse 5 days ago
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Hofer99 5 days ago
Time to switch exchange... Or self custody.
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weev 2 days ago
they were dressed as the pink power ranger at some german faggot event