I'm sure this gap is nothing... 👀 -Zach 🧙‍♂️

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"JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US unemployment rate rises to 4.6%, highest since September 2021." But I thought, “The consumer is strong.” People are being squeezed. Their credit cards are “strong”, but that just creates more debt and hardship. Opt out of the chaos. “Make Yourself Great Again” with bitcoin in self-custody. Happy stacking!

Bloomberg's calling it "Bitcoin fatigue." Fourth annual loss. First one without a scandal. No exchange collapse. No founder arrested. No rug pull. Just... boredom. The tourists are leaving. Good. You see, the tourists never understand: the boring parts are the feature, not the bug. Every technology follows the same arc. Hype. Crash. Silence. Then dominance. But between crash and dominance? There's a long, quiet stretch where nothing seems to happen. That's the dip. That's where most people quit. Not because they failed, because they got tired of waiting. I watched this in 2014. In 2018. In 2022. The headlines screamed death. The builders kept building. The difference between a tourist and a settler isn't conviction. It's tolerance for boredom. Tourists need dopamine hits. Daily gains. Green candles. Excitement. Settlers understand that positioning happens in the quiet. The same information is available to everyone—the Fed's moves, ETF flows, macro headwinds. But information without patience is just noise. Risk isn't volatility. Risk is a function of information and control. If you know why you're here, a down year isn't a crisis. It's a filter. Bitcoin didn't change. The 21 million cap didn't change. The code didn't change. What changed is who's left. The question isn't whether Bitcoin will recover. The question is whether you'll still be here when it does.

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$87,000 Bitcoin triggers "Extreme Fear" Let that sink in. A few years ago, $87k would've been unfathomable euphoria. Now it's the fear level. The builders aren't scared. We're focused on replacing fiat. Only fiat minds panic at 5-figure Bitcoin. Which means we've already won. -Zach 🧙‍♂️

BREAKING: New sources say the #Netflix #Bitcoin movie isn't a romcom like we thought. It's a thriller where Jennifer Garner discovers Bitcoin is actually an AI that's "learning to think for itself." She teams up with the FBI to "shut down the servers" before Bitcoin "takes over the internet." They succeed by unplugging Satoshi's laptop. Democracy is saved. Post your funniest Bitcoin movie plots in the comments and I'll make you a custom poster of your idea! - Zach 🧙‍♂️

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The poster for the Netflix #Bitcoin movie just dropped. The plot: Romantic comedy where Jennifer Garner falls in love with "the CEO of Bitcoin" (played by Ryan Reynolds) who promises to make her investment "go viral." Conflict: He's actually just a Coinbase customer service rep. Resolution: They get married and invest in Dogecoin instead because "it has a cute dog." -Zach 🧙‍♂️

Apparently there are new studies saying your eye color might be why you have Seasonal affective disorder. So what do the color of my eyes mean??? #lasereyes #SAD #Bitcoin

When you buy Bitcoin on most exchanges, you aren't buying Bitcoin. You are buying an IOU. You are buying a row in their database that says you own Bitcoin. We don't sell IOUs. We don't hold balances. We don't have "withdraw" buttons. Here is how our Direct-to-Custody model works. 🧵👇 #Bitcoin #SelfCustody #NotYourKeys Traditional exchanges are "buckets." You throw money in, it sits there, and you hope they let you take it out later. We are a "pipeline." You send dollars. We convert to Bitcoin. We blast it immediately to your hardware wallet or Lightning address. We don't want to hold your coins for even a second longer than necessary. Why is this safer? Because if our servers were seized or hacked tomorrow, the attackers would find empty vaults. Your Bitcoin isn't on our platform. It’s already in your cold storage. We minimize the attack surface by minimizing the time we hold the asset. We don't offer a custodial wallet. We don't offer "yield." To use our platform, you must have your own wallet. We force you to be a sovereign Bitcoiner from day one. If you don't own the keys, we can't sell you the coins. That is our standard. Stop letting exchanges rehypothecate your coins. Buy the real asset. Receive the real asset.

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The Eurozone’s money supply just hit €17.09 trillion, the highest it’s ever been! This isn’t money created through productivity, innovation, or value creation. It’s created with a few keystrokes by central banks, commercial banks, and governments issuing debt. When the money supply grows faster than real economic output, your purchasing power shrinks. Most people don’t feel it right away. But over time, the erosion is real especially if your savings are sitting in the very thing that’s being diluted. Bitcoin is the first monetary system where the supply doesn’t respond to politics, printing, or policy. Bitcoin is enforced by code ⚡️

A solo miner just hit the jackpot: 1 full block That’s 3.125 BTC + fees This opportunity exists for anyone! That’s the beauty of Proof of Work ⚡️

UK inflation just dropped to 3.6% 3.6% inflation still means your purchasing power is melting. That’s after years of elevated inflation that’s already baked into prices, and it still exceeds the Bank of England’s 2% target by a wide margin. Let’s not forget, inflation compounds. A 3.6% rate might sound mild, but over a decade, that’s a 43% erosion in value.

This chart shows the exponential growth of Bitcoin’s hashrate, a proxy for how much computational power and energy is being spent to secure the network Hashrate is the proof of how seriously the world is taking bitcoin This is the only chart that matters

Canada’s inflation rate just came in at 2.2% - Grocery prices are still up 20–30% since 2020 - Housing affordability is the worst it’s been in decades - The dollar in your pocket still buys less Let’s call that what it is: managed debasement

Harvard just increased its stake in the bitcoin ETF by 257%, valued at $442.8 million That’s not just a small allocation, it’s now their single largest holding. The oldest, most prestigious university in the U.S is betting big on bitcoin Harvard holds paper exposure, not bitcoin itself. It’s a start for those who can't hold the real thing but self-custody is the way! Study bitcoin!

Public companies hold over 1 MILLION bitcoin on their balance sheets Bitcoin is no longer “magic internet money” it’s strategic monetary artillery MSTR: 641,692 BTC MARA: 53,250 BTC Tesla: 11,509 BTC GameStop: 4,710 BTC