Pretty much the funniest thing imaginable would be if Rabbi Shmuley killed his own grandkids by sucking their dicks and exposing them to herpes as infants https://goyimx.com/RabbiShmuley/status/2116057244844617734

This is an actual paper from an actual Chinaman. Those poor bastards.

Cons of Lula's obvious election fraud: communism will descend upon Brazil for decades, misery and squalor will creep across the last sections of the country that aren't ruined yet. Pros: Glenn Greenwald will be free to start fucking favela boys to death again.

Now that I am obese I feel a spiritual connection with this fat racoon stuck in a sewer grate.

No, I am not Lermontov, I am another, sickly and overeducated, a stranger to my kin Like him, a wanderer persecuted by the world but with the soul of an Injun savage, the gaze of a Mennonite watchmaker, and the heart of Presbyterian horse thief. I began later and won't bother to finish. A dreamer, unlike the poet pouring balm, my organs can only vex and diminish. In my soul, as in the metropolitan hive Calhoun's rat fails to thrive. Who in the brutalist towers read my notes? Who will tell my old friends I wrote? I'll try smoke signals with VG vapor. If not, I will ship samizdat on toilet paper written with the blood of our enemies.

[SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS] GOOD LORD! What is happening in there? [PRINCIPAL SKINNER] The Holocaust. [SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS] The Holocaust? After the fall of the third reich! At this time of day! Not even in Germany! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!? [PRINCIPAL SKINNER] Yes. [SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS] I suppose that's no less plausible than the claims about cremation I've already read.