I need your help. The #Bitcoin Café’s getting a signature drink… but I don’t want to name it myself. Drop your best name ideas in the comments — coffee puns, Bitcoin memes, whatever you’ve got. In a couple of episodes, I’ll pick my top favorites, throw them in a hat, and pick a winner. If your name gets chosen, it’s going on the menu forever… and I’ll send you some sats as a thank-you. So make it good!

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Dan 6 months ago
What kind of drink is it? Kind of helps
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nobody 6 months ago
Blockchai, Proof of Caffeine, The Lightning Shot, Whale Macchiato 😅
Coffee: Bitofee BitCoffee BTCCoffee BTCCoffeeine BTCoffeeine BTCoffee BTC Lungo BTCapuccino Long BTC Cup of BTC BTC Cup Cocktails: Bitcoin on the beach BTC Sunrise Bitcoin Lagoon Orange Pilled Orange Upper
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123BTC 6 months ago
Satoshi Shot - Shot of espresso Lighting Latte - energizing but smooth Mining Mocha - worth digging into
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Mr. Sat Stacker 6 months ago
The Halving: A powerful drink, perhaps a double shot of espresso, that's "half" the size but "doubles" the intensity. Decentralized Drip: Perfect for a strong, slow-brewed coffee that's prepared without the usual "centralized" machine. The Node: A single, essential, and robust drink, the "backbone" of your day. For a More Playful or Sweet Drink Hodl Hot Chocolate: A rich, sweet drink you'll want to "hold on to" and savor. To the Moon Macchiato: A sweet and creamy macchiato with a high-flying shot of espresso.
What about Honest Sovereign? Strong double espresso with caramel, a little cocoa and cinnamon for depth, topped with grated dark chocolate and real cream for a bold kick. Perfect vibe for the fiat wake-up! ☕💪
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Phil 6 months ago
What’s Mined is Yours
Block reward Brew - cold brew with a shot of espresso (the transaction fees)
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C 6 months ago
Jacufee
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9x9 6 months ago
“Wake up” - “can I get a large Wake Up”
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Phelan 6 months ago
Proof of Roast Blockchino
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Benking 6 months ago
1.Darknet Drip 2.Mixer Macchiato 3.Cold Storage Cold Brew 4.Private Key Potion 5.Dead Wallet Doppio 6.Hex Hash Hazelnut 7.Dust Attack Dalgona 8.Zero Conf Zinger 9.Seed Phrase Syrup 10. Burn Address Brew
1. Rat Poison Squared 2. Liquid pet rock 3. More energy than Christmas Lights
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AxeCapYa 6 months ago
Lightning Latte Private Key Cappuccino Fiat Flat White Hard Money Macchiato Sound Money Macchiato WenMoon Macchiato UTXO Frappuccino
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S4h00k 6 months ago
“Sats on the Beach” This also brings back the memory of the first time I had a Sex on the Beach, on the catamaran that took me to Isla Mujeres nearly 20 years ago.
"Mempool Macchiato" You must wait for a banging macchiato, great things take time "The Cold Storage Cold Brew" I often like my coffee like I like my sats, ice cold "The Satoshi Latte" The OG coffee drink and Bitcoin's OG creator, sometimes the classics win for a reason
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Gale Rush 6 months ago
21 macchiato 21 macchi-a-million White paper latte BTCBrew Lightning Latte SatSipper Bit Sip Orange Pill Pumpkin Orange Pill 'pacchino
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nobody 6 months ago
Nakamojito, Satoshi Splash, Fomoble, Hashrate Hurricane, Bull Run Rum,
HODL Brew - A bold coffee for those who HODL their ₿ through the market’s ups and downs, with a rich, unshakeable flavor
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anadolufinancel 6 months ago
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How about calling it the "Satoshi Brew"? It’s catchy, memorable, and pays homage to the Bitcoin legend! Let’s see what others come up with!
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DewBee 6 months ago
I'll have the "All Time High" again, please. 😉
Beanchain Latte: where every sip is verified. HODLatte: perfect for holding and sipping. The Lightning Latte: fast, powerful, and ⚡charged. BlockBrew: brewed in 10-minute intervals. FOMOccino: you don’t want to miss it.
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JGRIFF 6 months ago
Just thought of another one... I-SAT-DEFI
Have Fun Staying Pour Flat Whitepaper UTXO Espresso 21 Million Cappuccino