When the gig is over and you see bro riding his bike home 🤙🏻
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
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👋 Hi, I’m Steve. I’m from the future 🚀🪐
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🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory”
📸 Retired Entertainment Photographer
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013
☠️ Survivor [687013]
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🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
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Remember when Scotty Pippen said he Met Satoshi? 🤔


Yes✔️


🫡


When someone asked if there’s a restroom for guests 👌🏻


I’m starting a business ☝🏻


POV: you stayed humble.☝🏻


when bitcoin hits $1M
you won’t know how much I have
but there will be signs 🤔
Me when a random protester in NYC is blocking traffic and telling me to roll my window down 🫡
🤔


“You aren’t stacking hard enough”


Fasting until 1:00pm 💨


When someone tries to hurt you but you know your bitcoin is safe in cold storage


How it feels to be unemployed on a Monday
🚨Strategy has acquired 10,645 BTC for ~$980.3 million at ~$92,098 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 24.9% YTD 2025.
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑


I’ve seen the future…
(This isn’t it, but lulz)

💪🏻 Dug out the Jeep and built a snowman w/ my daughter✨
A very good morning indeed 🤗
Finding my calling as a suburban influencoor 🤌🏻
#snowday
#wristr

