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Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
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👋 Hi, I’m Steve. I’m from the future 🚀🪐 ⚡️ 🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory” 📸 Retired Entertainment Photographer 🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱ 🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉 🚀 ₿ class of 2013 ☠️ Survivor [687013] ⚡️ 🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸 🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent ⚡️ 🐑
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Steve 1 hour ago
When the gig is over and you see bro riding his bike home 🤙🏻
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Steve 1 hour ago
Remember when Scotty Pippen said he Met Satoshi? 🤔 image
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Steve 3 hours ago
When someone asked if there’s a restroom for guests 👌🏻 image
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Steve 3 hours ago
I’m starting a business ☝🏻 image
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Steve 4 hours ago
POV: you stayed humble.☝🏻 image
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Steve 7 hours ago
when bitcoin hits $1M you won’t know how much I have but there will be signs 🤔
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Steve 7 hours ago
Me when a random protester in NYC is blocking traffic and telling me to roll my window down 🫡
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Steve 7 hours ago
“You aren’t stacking hard enough” image
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Steve 7 hours ago
Fasting until 1:00pm 💨 image
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Steve 8 hours ago
When someone tries to hurt you but you know your bitcoin is safe in cold storage image
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Steve 8 hours ago
How it feels to be unemployed on a Monday
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Steve 8 hours ago
🚨Strategy has acquired 10,645 BTC for ~$980.3 million at ~$92,098 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 24.9% YTD 2025.
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Steve 8 hours ago
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️ 🌸 Pura Vida 🍑 image
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Steve yesterday
I’ve seen the future… (This isn’t it, but lulz)
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Steve yesterday
💪🏻 Dug out the Jeep and built a snowman w/ my daughter✨ A very good morning indeed 🤗 Finding my calling as a suburban influencoor 🤌🏻 #snowday #wristr