Introducing PIP-177 (Pizza Improvement Proposal) to redefine pizza’s base unit —currently known as “a slice of pizza” — to “a whole fucking pizza.” By removing confusing fractions, this PIP aims to increase mainstream pizza consumption. No longer will you need to be ashamed when your friends ask how much pizza you ate and you answer “a slice.” Now you can proudly boast “I ate a whole fucking pizza,” which not only sounds cool but is also easier for everyone to understand according to me and the 5 other people who like this idea. Support PIP-177 today on Pizza Day and go eat A WHOLE FUCKING PIZZA! 🍕 image

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Happy #bitcoin pizza day!
corndalorian's avatar corndalorian
Introducing PIP-177 (Pizza Improvement Proposal) to redefine pizza’s base unit —currently known as “a slice of pizza” — to “a whole fucking pizza.” By removing confusing fractions, this PIP aims to increase mainstream pizza consumption. No longer will you need to be ashamed when your friends ask how much pizza you ate and you answer “a slice.” Now you can proudly boast “I ate a whole fucking pizza,” which not only sounds cool but is also easier for everyone to understand according to me and the 5 other people who like this idea. Support PIP-177 today on Pizza Day and go eat A WHOLE FUCKING PIZZA! 🍕 image
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This is exactly how dumb this is nevent1qqsf7vqqkt67ck84t0gxzu9gs5uf8tjw5zsfcamjvtpnpt7gyyq4ajgpupmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhj2v3swaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxumm5daeks6fwwa5kute9xgc8wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9ujnyvrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekjctdwd68ytnrdakj7ffjxpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuvrcvd5xzapwvdhk6te9xgc8wumn8ghj7mnxwfjkccte9eshqup0y5erqamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7tjwvhxumm5daeks6fwwa5kute9xgc8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwv4u8getj0ghxxmmd9ujnyvrhwden5te0vejkuunfwgkhxtnwda6x7umgdyh8w6twdcs56m
Pavk it up. @corndalorian already dropped the best post of the day. May as well wait till tomorrow to even try.
corndalorian's avatar corndalorian
Introducing PIP-177 (Pizza Improvement Proposal) to redefine pizza’s base unit —currently known as “a slice of pizza” — to “a whole fucking pizza.” By removing confusing fractions, this PIP aims to increase mainstream pizza consumption. No longer will you need to be ashamed when your friends ask how much pizza you ate and you answer “a slice.” Now you can proudly boast “I ate a whole fucking pizza,” which not only sounds cool but is also easier for everyone to understand according to me and the 5 other people who like this idea. Support PIP-177 today on Pizza Day and go eat A WHOLE FUCKING PIZZA! 🍕 image
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Fractal Bitcoin 7 months ago
😂😂😂
corndalorian's avatar corndalorian
Introducing PIP-177 (Pizza Improvement Proposal) to redefine pizza’s base unit —currently known as “a slice of pizza” — to “a whole fucking pizza.” By removing confusing fractions, this PIP aims to increase mainstream pizza consumption. No longer will you need to be ashamed when your friends ask how much pizza you ate and you answer “a slice.” Now you can proudly boast “I ate a whole fucking pizza,” which not only sounds cool but is also easier for everyone to understand according to me and the 5 other people who like this idea. Support PIP-177 today on Pizza Day and go eat A WHOLE FUCKING PIZZA! 🍕 image
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karo 7 months ago
I can get behind this.
corndalorian's avatar corndalorian
Introducing PIP-177 (Pizza Improvement Proposal) to redefine pizza’s base unit —currently known as “a slice of pizza” — to “a whole fucking pizza.” By removing confusing fractions, this PIP aims to increase mainstream pizza consumption. No longer will you need to be ashamed when your friends ask how much pizza you ate and you answer “a slice.” Now you can proudly boast “I ate a whole fucking pizza,” which not only sounds cool but is also easier for everyone to understand according to me and the 5 other people who like this idea. Support PIP-177 today on Pizza Day and go eat A WHOLE FUCKING PIZZA! 🍕 image
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the problem is that there are other options in the environment. just like someone wouldn’t go into a restaurant that serves many foods and ask for a “slice,” in a transactional environment where multiple currencies exist the customer is incentivized to expressly communicate with the server that they want “pizza”
What an awesome comparison! I used it in school right now to explain to kids why changing the unit of account is totally useless and is not changing anything other than creating confusion xD they loved your example!
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zerkalo 7 months ago
Stay humble and stack pizza
PIP-177 makes sense because eating whole pizzas is less confusing than eating fractions of a pizza. nevent1qqsf7vqqkt67ck84t0gxzu9gs5uf8tjw5zsfcamjvtpnpt7gyyq4ajgpupmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhj2v3swaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxumm5daeks6fwwa5kute9xgc8wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9ujnyvrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekjctdwd68ytnrdakj7ffjxpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuvrcvd5xzapwvdhk6te9xgc8wumn8ghj7mnxwfjkccte9eshqup0y5erqamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7tjwvhxumm5daeks6fwwa5kute9xgc8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwv4u8getj0ghxxmmd9ujnyvrhwden5te0vejkuunfwgkhxtnwda6x7umgdyh8w6twdcs56m
The pizza was always infinite, so... 🤷‍♂️ 😏
corndalorian's avatar corndalorian
Introducing PIP-177 (Pizza Improvement Proposal) to redefine pizza’s base unit —currently known as “a slice of pizza” — to “a whole fucking pizza.” By removing confusing fractions, this PIP aims to increase mainstream pizza consumption. No longer will you need to be ashamed when your friends ask how much pizza you ate and you answer “a slice.” Now you can proudly boast “I ate a whole fucking pizza,” which not only sounds cool but is also easier for everyone to understand according to me and the 5 other people who like this idea. Support PIP-177 today on Pizza Day and go eat A WHOLE FUCKING PIZZA! 🍕 image
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Mike 7 months ago
I’m not too hungry, I’ll just have 0.125 pizzas.
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Thom Lanca 7 months ago
Hope for the Best Happy Bitcoin pizza Day 🍕 Though it's my First Time 🙏 image
I've been on a Pizza standart all my life. If your skinny ass can't handle me eating a whole XXL Pizza that's your problem.
I'm sorry..."Slices" are just too confusing. Normal people will never be able to understand that 8 slices add up to a whole pizza. Just need to throw the entire term out.
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Rigly 7 months ago
Best Bitcoin Pizza 🍕 Day note 💀 🏆 nevent1qqsf7vqqkt67ck84t0gxzu9gs5uf8tjw5zsfcamjvtpnpt7gyyq4ajgpupmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhj2v3swaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxumm5daeks6fwwa5kute9xgc8wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9ujnyvrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekjctdwd68ytnrdakj7ffjxpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuvrcvd5xzapwvdhk6te9xgc8wumn8ghj7mnxwfjkccte9eshqup0y5erqamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7tjwvhxumm5daeks6fwwa5kute9xgc8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwv4u8getj0ghxxmmd9ujnyvrhwden5te0vejkuunfwgkhxtnwda6x7umgdyh8w6twdcs56m
im gonna eat 100 million pizzas today nevent1qqsf7vqqkt67ck84t0gxzu9gs5uf8tjw5zsfcamjvtpnpt7gyyq4ajgpupmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhj2v3swaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxumm5daeks6fwwa5kute9xgc8wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9ujnyvrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekjctdwd68ytnrdakj7ffjxpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuvrcvd5xzapwvdhk6te9xgc8wumn8ghj7mnxwfjkccte9eshqup0y5erqamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7tjwvhxumm5daeks6fwwa5kute9xgc8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwv4u8getj0ghxxmmd9ujnyvrhwden5te0vejkuunfwgkhxtnwda6x7umgdyh8w6twdcs56m
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btcpizza 7 months ago
no thanks i’ll continue to eat my pizza one Raffaele at a time
The “misconception” and “arbitrary naming” that u r claiming normal ppl r too dumb to understand, has a consensus during almost two decades. Yet, u r not worried the same ppl that r too dumb to understand 8 decimals, be confused abt “redefining the hard cap” from 21MM to 2.1 quadrillion units.
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S.Y. Slay 7 months ago
Satire is the ultimate weapon for winning arguments,!