I will take all zaps on this post and zap it to the top zapper in 8 hours
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Did you get hacked?
Damnit. I lost already.
Now this is classic nostr 🤌🤌🤌⚡
Were you hacked?
My brain is confused with the grammar 😂
what is confusing
the top zapper will be zapped the total zaps
nope
They new here lol
Thanks for all the sats
If you give me 2 Bitcoin today, I will gladly send you 1 tomorrow 🙃
Does it count if I make multiple accounts? @Uno release the bots 😆
🤣
So just wait 7hrs 59minutes and zap top zappers amount plus 1 sat? And i win all?
The only thing that matters is who zapped the most after 8 hrs, they will then get the total zaps on the post
And by most i mean the highest value zap
If i was this is all it would take to reassure you!?
some fellas just want to watch nostr burn
Can I zap myself?
That wouldn’t show up on the post… :/
Ahh. Sorry I'm half asleep in bed already 😴. I misread the post. Your trying Nigerian prince me 😂
Will the nut zapper 3000 be involved?
I've seen this before... where was this... ah yes, ETH scams on X :P


I should clarify: i will zap it to the top zapper *on this post*
These are fun. Anything specific that inspired it?
Bourbon
Had a feeling 🤣
Cheers 🥃
That's the best kind of inspiration
Some wine was involved as well
the top zapper checking in *on this post*
Half my coding projects start this way
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I am sorry prince Chukwuemeka. I didn't know you were present. Wakanda forever
If the zappers were smart, they would wait precisely 7:59 hours from now to zap this
expecting it. i will be looking at the exact timestamps from my lightning node to determine the winner
My bitcoin is stuck in will's underpants. Need 1.25 BTC to get it out. Please send 2.15 BTC for me to retrieve. I will return eternal thanks, shaved pubes and 5.21 ETH to your crypto account. May all the blessings of changamakundo be upon you and your chungus.
Yep same lol
*Will's npub is compromised*
lol no
Always has been
Nsec* 😆
Can I zap posts on Damus now?
@ck zapped ⚡️50,000 sats
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No 🤣
bidding wars... commence
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