yippee ki yay nostr 🖕🐸🖕🫂

thinkn i might go get fckd up

if the world were a just place barron, eric, and donny jr would be conscripted, stuffed into a submarine, and shipped out to patrol the strait of hormuz

watching the news…

old guy said my generation relies too much on technology so I unplugged that hypocrite’s life support and watched his soul float towards hell before turning it back on then I took a really, really long shit what’s new?

ER doctor: “So yeah this guy has a lot of things wrong with him that are probably chronic but just to be safe I consulted cardiology, nephrology, GI, and infectious disease.” Me: “I see. Did you also consult deez?” ER doctor: “Deez who?” Me: 😏…