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Why is it in the microwave 🥲
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~30 min should be gucci king.
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45 minutes for medium
GFY
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You should be imprisoned....
😟 why tho
Let’s. Fucking. Go
Reported
@jb55 working on his meme-ology-atica
First note ever censored. 😂
i just use my toaster instead, gives it a nice crust
This was the look I was going for.
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aye at least you seasoned it
Scotty BEAM those 2 me right now - #nostrteleporter PoC
At first glance, I thought it was some strawberry shortcake haha
nosrteam teleported LoL
When you say you'll make a romantic dinner

well done !
Boom!
I hope he’s working on his get-the-release-done-tica 😍🤗💜
That microwave has never cooked anything. Mine wasn’t that clean when I bought it. They look ready btw
With pride!

Even moms can tell dad jokes. 🤣
Rare but yes lol
What kinda shuttlecock is that?
@Smiling 🙂
Awe 🫢
That’s sexy
What did the #fish say when he ran into the wall?
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69 min
You're sick.
Just add fire.

Lol… I haven’t owned a microwave in a decade.
beautiful
Delete dis
don't do this
That’s one of those science ovens
Where's the lamb sauce!
This is top quality bait. Well done.
Farmers
Savage, I like it haha 😎🤪🤙
Culture Shock 2025 entree? 🤣
Everyone loves Savage sometimes
Fierce Love
What the fuck did you just microwave, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
This is a Wendy’s ser.
🫡🤙 Lets Go
Get some nice ketchup for them
Unfollowed... This is criminal.
bro. we need to talk.
You must be a pedophile
3 hours
I know this is a meme, but man, that's a warcrime lol
Bro please unplug that thing and throw it out.
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don't do that