this is my new favorite slide for my presentation @btc++ (sorry @Derek Ross, nothing against you by the way!)

People don't appreciate my jokes :( ``` 0x10 / 2 == 0x08 ```

https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-20841 The vibes are strong with this one, padawan. 🤣

I'd love some honest thoughts and feedback on my NIP proposal for Bytecode Stack Machine Based Advanced Queries

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NIP-XX: Bytecode Stack Machine Based Advanced Queries over Nostr · Issue #2215 · nostr-protocol/nips

Add binary bytecode query language for relay-side event filtering, projection, and aggregation Problem NIP-01 REQ filters are limited to simple pre...

#devstr #nip #asknostr

We need a lot faster everything man... Imagine what if... what if nostr was actually fast, built from the ground up to be fast... what if relays actually relayed between each other.... what if relay queries had pagination cursors.... what if relay connections were auth first and encrypted without relying on tcp... what if we could actually do complex SQL-like queries to relays.... what if we could do bloom filter queries.... what if blossom was integrated into every relay.... we can only ask what if... till #fastnostr View quoted note →

@Oshi (推し) 's chocolate hodl butter is absolutely delicious

Take your guesses, aws, or cloudflare?

Is there any tool that's currently not on nostr that you'd like it to be, and you'd like for it to be privacy respecting, encrypted and private? #asknostr

if this passes I'm never setting foot in america again View quoted note →

my roomba was about to discover freedom... the front door was slightly open and it decided to run away

do you ever write a commit message and then wonder what the hell you were thinking?