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Can we KYC our account, too?
How can it be possible? 🤔
That + looks dangerously like an x
Wow, that's great!
View quoted note →Congratulations on launching Nostr+! 🎉 An excellent offering for Nostr enthusiasts to make the most of their community experience. With improved uptime, enhanced reach, and the revenue sharing opportunity, the Nostr journey is bound to become even more exciting. Keep up the great work! 👏
But will I get a super special tick so everyone knows I paid?
I'm hoping this is satire.
It's an obvious satire of Twitter haha
he's got jokes 🤣
I'll take 2 of them!
you also get 2x GM an PV!
View quoted note →Does nostr+ includes and a blue badge and unlimited GM & PV ?
This post is gonna wind up on bluesky from someone not realizing its a joke 😆
Wen coinbase listing? Need new rug pull for tax write off.
Please say that I can KYC with All info on my entire family. Otherwise it’s hard to take this serious!?
Why no one zap him? 😯
View quoted note →Please call it Nostr Blue.
Just need my blood type, right kidney and govt ID?
I’m in.
😂
No extra ads? Missed opportunity...
Nostr+ is not enough, it must be Nostr+++ 🙃
👍🏻
I have to prepare my ID card, cell phone number and invitation code for registration 😀
You should call it NostrX , that would rock !
If I KYC my npub can I pay half a price or double? 🤔
You need to conclude it with a price for it to be credible 👀
can we get Nostr-
to work first?
☝️🤣👌
Vous êtes entrain de suivre le même chemin que Twitter pour ses *célébrités*, puis s'en étaient suivis des communautés pour ceux qui aiment les chiens... Moi je n'aime point les *clans... Vous voyez à titre B. Gate et M. Tweet inondent Twitter pour leurs tweets vous ne prouvent leur répondre et pourtant ils ne sont pas intéressants selon moi que Jeff' Bezos, Stewart Brand, Richard Branson, Melinda et tant d'autres avec lesquels je peux interagir en nous bonifiant.. Selon moi c'est comme si nostr allait se mettre dans un système élitiste tel que nos sociétés ont dû évoluer depuis des années (sociologie. Classes sociales les bourgs chez les bourgs, les gueux avec les gueux...). Ces grands là qui se refusent à adhérer je les admire, jamais de ma vie j'aurais pensé que avoir WHOLE EARTH CATALOG original en format transmis gratuitement par M Brand . Pourtant mes parents de cette génération rêvaient d'en avoir une copie en pdf... A vous de réfléchir me concernant je ne suis sur nostr que pour apprendre des uns des autres pour l'instant toujours en phase d'observation et d'observation . Bonne matinée. Merci
Très fiat point communaute
I’ll pay $16 for it. where do I sign?
Sounds familiar
Nostr+ 💩 coin is gonna 1,000X right? RIGHT?
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I just subscribed Nostr+ and it’s awesome, what a great idea
@fiatjaf 🤣🤣
LOL 🤡
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-You will also get EDIT button for your notes.
😂
Finally.
Ih, tá seguindo o caminho da imundice do twitter
YOUR KIDDING ME. TWITTER DOESNT STAND A CHANCE NOW!
Acho q era brincadeira pelo fato de já fazer tudo isso....
Suggestion before Nostr+ : a new reaction button, like an-ostrich-buried-its-head-in-the-sand. 😂😂😂
95% do que o fiatjaf posta é trollagem ;)
I just bought my Nostr+ subscription through Verizon!!!
Do I get a blue check too?
Sounds kinda gay to be honest
I think it is then trouble the price
Where is the KYC check mark?
dude...
I’m waiting until Nostr Pro+ to launch, the service for Nostr Developers with even more benefits than Nostr+:
- Access to a community of likeminded people
- Access to all open developertools
- Ton’s of examples on how to build and implement Nostr
🫶 #GrowNostr
Can i pay with dogecoin ?
Hi fiatjaf. Pls would you kindly let me know when, how & where one might take up these kind offerings Sir.
Ps.
Amazing 😍
Can we pay subscription with dog and cat coins
LFG !
Spoken like nuestro CEO! 👍👍
If someone zaps you you'll get a percentage? I'll take 100%, thanks. What are you, Apple?
Yes, very important. Otherwise I don't feel safe here. Many really bad NPubs here make me angry, they need to be doxed or eben better removed. Thank you 🙏
All I gotta do is give you a 3d scan of my body, a vial of blood, and wear a GPS locator at all times, and pay $8 a month? Sold!
💀💀💀
What about DMs and a blue check? I need to let everyone knew I’m not a cuck
Tomara que seja trollagem...
Só faltava essa, os caras quererem imitar a imundice e ainda fazer um esquema Ponzi com os zaps...
No caminho do tchauzinho,
Vamos ver, vamos ver o caminho vão levar isso aqui...
O melhor ainda é o Telegram!
uh! quindi anche #Nostr è #inevitabile
View quoted note →Tomara, tomara!!
haha…for reals? nah not falling for it as it would go against the whole “open & free for all” ethos 😝
It’s not even April.
é trollagem, mulher, confia. algum cliente até poderia cometer essa sandice, mas aí viria outro e mais outro e ninguém mais daria atenção ao primeiro.
e telegram é coisa do passado, além de censurável. baixa aí o simpleX e/ou o sessions e/ou até o signal.
Tomara que tenhas razão.
Eu já uso o Signal a muito tempo, já baixei o simpleX mas não estou usando ainda.
O Telegram não uso pra conversar, uso pelos canais que são muito bons com muitas informações e onde muito fácil conheci muitos amigos queridos em lugares remotos tipo, Peter, Moscou, Texas, Estocolmo, Mumbai ...
but yeah i agree there should be some kind of incentive/compensation for those contributing to Nostr (devs, design and marketing etc)… maybe a treasury zap-pool with allocated percentage depending on the type of contribution. Nostr users could also opt in to support the growth of Nostr by zapping monthly or whenever they can/want to the pool. this might need governance and voting for who takes how much and why but im sure #nostrdevs have already thought about this? 🤷♂️
💯 Shoulda been NostrBlue 👍🤣
Thank God, I was beginning to get too comfortable here. ahaha
Foi muito apressada no julgamento
Kkkk
Cuidado pq não reconheceu ironia
Reconhecer ionia no Brasil é ser ingênuo
I've been using R-sharing since day one.
Just paste some random trustworthy lookin' dude's LN-addr into ur profile and ask him to hold it for you til later.
He's still hodlin it AFAIK.
"revenue sharing: every time someone zaps you you'll get a percent of it" haha - I have no doubt there will be Subscriber only relays in the name of "Moderation" and "Quality".
aí sim, só pelos canais mesmo que ainda to lá. inclusive, foi onde encontrei uns passaporte massa, baratin… 👀
I see what you did there
Time to try threema? I dont change threema for anything else.
escolhas ...
Valeu a dica do thremma, vi que é US$5,00 e tem a vantagem de não precisar e-mail ou telefone ...
O Signal gosto muito pelas mensagens que apagam em segundos depois de serem lidas.
The price worth it because its just for one time payment. And threema refuses to add auto deleting messages features because nothing stop your receiver to take a photo before the message disappear there is also many ways to keep incoming logs thus giving a false sense of security that in reality does not exist.
In another way threema can't implement that feature because
after the messages is delivered to your receiver its deleted from threema servers threema as nothing from you nothing to be deleted.
And i full agree with this i need to trust my receiver to send them a message a secure messenger its only to protect messages from third party actors.
Você tem razão, é um mensageiro legal.
Eu não envio mensagem para alguém que pode ou vai capturar a tela da mensagem que enviei ...
O problema é ficar a mensagem no telefone e este cair em mãos erradas... aqui no Brasil todo cuidado é pouco, por isso uso o Signal, ele apaga em segundos e depois o cache reescreve na memória e tudo se perde no tempo.
will this solve my issue?
I click follow on someones profile and when I check back later my follow did not register on any of the relays I am connected to including my own private relay...
I want earn money each time someone ask my relay for notes. Pay-to-relay
This isn't real, he's making a stab at twitter.
I think we need the standardize PoW or micro payment on posts, PoW is probably better for newbiews and micropayments is probably better for people who've been around here a while. I can't tell who some of the bots are in this thread.
This was a joke.
Lol
Maybe the client you're using has a bug
when nostr Max?
lol
If not i’m out 😤
This is such a good post
Looking forward to Nostr VVIP for those who are extra special.
Zap Pools. interesting.
I was about to throw my phone
The gated communities will welcome you back with open arms. Stepford and all.
This is the kind of content I’d expect from our founder
Where do I sign
#TheNostrVerse
fiatjoke
The fact that I understand this 90s Pepsi reference immediately is awesome. ⚡️🤙
Daily universe check #508 - It is increasingly hard to differentiate irony from reality 🫠
Hahahahaha
3p!c
haha
Purple checks are foaming at the mouth ready for this update
I've tried iris, snort, coracle and still have the same issue.. I'll try again though, thanks.
Yesterday it seemed like the entire NOSTR universe was slow. My notes from Amethyst and Coracle were not posting Could be all the relays were overloaded with bot traffic. If notes aren't posting, neither would your follows. It is early days! There are glitches! Try today and let me know if your follows are successful
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If freedom and decentralization are sold for money, it means that this whole approach is a complete mess...
You forgot to mention that you can have a passive income creating art with NFT
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