In the late 1960s, my mother went to Woodstock since she knew a doctor and pretended to be a nurse in his medical tent.
In the early 1970s, she went to travel Europe as a backpacker for over a year. And then, she traveled to Morocco through Gibraltar, and Morocco had a coup.

1971 Moroccan coup attempt - Wikipedia
So my mom got stuck there with little money and few exits. There was a government agent named Mohamed that courted her for a while and would pay her daily; he wanted to marry her and leave. She eventually managed to escape that situation, by befriending a Canadian pot dealer. He was chill, and gave her funds and said to pay him back once she gets home. So she stabilized and was able to get a flight home.
My mother and I are opposite personalities. She mostly didn’t raise me; my father did. And yet in every picture, her right ear is visible but never her left. To this day, I get jokes online about never showing my left ear. Every picture. People say it might not exist.
It’s fun how that works. Maybe I’ll show my left ear only for Nostr.

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#earstr ..?
Let’s do it.
You just did. 🫡
keep #nostrweird!
(n_n))
🫂
Wen Left Ear Lyn
Here’s my left ear for Nostr. A Walker reporter exclusive. It actually exists.

AI is getting good!
Beautiful pic Lyn
This is the content I'm ear for.
My husband always says I should pull my hair back.
But I dunno, my mother barely raised me and yet neither of us likes to pull our hair back, and instead likes to cover the same side.
Embrace destiny.
Lyn, you are the best. 🫂 #earstr
He’s right lol
The left ear? 👀

You succeeded.
Why does so much weird stiff go down in morocco????
Did you know it was the first country to officially recognise USA as an independent nation?
Wow your Mom looks so bright and hopeful in that pic. Good on her for getting through those years.
Right ear = npub
Left ear = nsec
#Earstr
Thx for your numerous family stories. Feels like listening to a good friend who has no secrets. The complete opposite to twitter. Nostr makes it happen. 🙏💜
Great lyn

Some say it doesn’t exist. But it exists on Nostr.
That must make Nostr real.
#NostrOnly This is how we win. With Lyn's fully doxxed left ear.
How do we know it’s not AI?
#nostear
I’m too retarded for proper visual AI.
But more importantly, it’s a web of trust. My left ear never showed before online as far as I remember, to the point of it getting silly. But I attest that’s my left ear.
What’s going on here 😳
The joke is that for years, every appearance of me hides my left ear with hair. It’s almost a meme; parted hair covering my left side. And I noticed all of my mother’s pictures were the same. So for fun, I showed my left ear, but only on Nostr. The meme is done, for those that are here.
Oh wow, cool!! It’s amazing how much you look like her
That’s a really weird but fascinating story
Btw I’d like to know the people how were complaining about not being able to see your left ear 🤔, I mean it’s kinda of a specific thing but looks like you have a few fans…
for a different reason 😳😂😂
I’m not as famous as Lynn but I’ll dox my balls if you think it can help. #ballz4thecause
Nature vs nurture is a hell of a trip…
Derek has officially moved on from #footstr to #earstr
😭what about #thighstr
One of my lifelong trips. Still haven’t figured it out.
Perhaps this is one of those “it’s about the journey not the destination” kind of situations?
There are no coincidences 💚
Hopefully. One of these days I want me or some of my associated people to interview Brandon. He can sort this question out for sure.
Sun deez ears👂
You certainly inherited the adventurous spirit though like your mother. The hippy movement was The beginning of a massive social paradigm shift in thinking following the Vietnam war and the Second World War.
Bitcoin is also a paradigm shift like movement but will have a more positive impact on society
Furreal
nice lobes
🤌
Nevermind. H𝗲𝗮𝗿 it is:
Lyn Alden
In the late 1960s, my mother went to Woodstock since she knew a doctor and pretended to be a nurse in his medical tent.
In the early 1970s, she went to travel Europe as a backpacker for over a year. And then, she traveled to Morocco through Gibraltar, and Morocco had a coup.

1971 Moroccan coup attempt - Wikipedia
So my mom got stuck there with little money and few exits. There was a government agent named Mohamed that courted her for a while and would pay her daily; he wanted to marry her and leave. She eventually managed to escape that situation, by befriending a Canadian pot dealer. He was chill, and gave her funds and said to pay him back once she gets home. So she stabilized and was able to get a flight home.
My mother and I are opposite personalities. She mostly didn’t raise me; my father did. And yet in every picture, her right ear is visible but never her left. To this day, I get jokes online about never showing my left ear. Every picture. People say it might not exist.
It’s fun how that works. Maybe I’ll show my left ear only for Nostr.

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In a decade, ppl will freak out that you got over 8000sats for a note of your ears!!
Why am I blushing?
Damn. So the rumours were true, it exits!?
Ok Nostr does have some unique features.
Beautiful mama!
I thought your hidden ear is the powerful one you reveal in an epic debate to hear (& rekk) their pseudoscientific Keynesian arguments, like Kakashi revealing his Sharingan.
I had my doubts… but I have now seen the light.
I bought a car with a picture of my ear.
…& the wild front ear? 😉
Would
You’re living the the future
beautiful #earstr
but how do we know it's not an AI ear?
End of an eara
Like mother, like daughter.✌️
Your were obviously earmarked for success …. Like Donald Trump
Very eerie
It only exists while people observe it.
Like the rest of so called reality.
Ear we go again
Ear today gone tomorrow
Ear refutable proof
Is this photo going to be left ear on Nostr forever??
Reading your posts is always a treat - just like hearing you on one of my favorite podcasts!
*Goes to X for news*
*Goes to Nostr for the community & decentralized social media*
*Sees people going crazy over Lyn's left ear"

I can't trust this photo. It deviates too much from the norm. Lyn's nsec has been compromised.
This is awesome
Cool story! An adventurous life for your mom
We will need the block height. If not, it didn’t happen. Don’t trust. Verify.
It do be like that.
💜🫂💜🫂
🤣🤣🤣
I see 👀 😏 what you did there....
😂 💜
#earstr
😂
We now have everything we need to feed into the AI video generator
That's for those who don't understand that the left ear was hidden behind her hair the entire time.
Great book and you don’t need ears to write or read one!

Great story! If you need help, ask a Canadian pot dealer.
Lyn Alden
In the late 1960s, my mother went to Woodstock since she knew a doctor and pretended to be a nurse in his medical tent.
In the early 1970s, she went to travel Europe as a backpacker for over a year. And then, she traveled to Morocco through Gibraltar, and Morocco had a coup.

1971 Moroccan coup attempt - Wikipedia
So my mom got stuck there with little money and few exits. There was a government agent named Mohamed that courted her for a while and would pay her daily; he wanted to marry her and leave. She eventually managed to escape that situation, by befriending a Canadian pot dealer. He was chill, and gave her funds and said to pay him back once she gets home. So she stabilized and was able to get a flight home.
My mother and I are opposite personalities. She mostly didn’t raise me; my father did. And yet in every picture, her right ear is visible but never her left. To this day, I get jokes online about never showing my left ear. Every picture. People say it might not exist.
It’s fun how that works. Maybe I’ll show my left ear only for Nostr.

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In here for the ear
Wow she’s absolutely beautiful. How long was she stuck in Morocco?
I ear you 🤙
No way!
#earstr is gaining serious traction lately
Just tried #Primal 2.0 advanced search...only to realize it's genetic 🫠.
Your November 24 report was outstanding. I am a very familiar with government contracting and all of you numbers are in the ballpark. I Think the GAO numbers you site may be low but not enough to stop the train...
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