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Itβs true. @Vita posts only when sheβs at a Nostr conference with me.
many such cases lmao
Guilty, @npub1unm5...txhc is entertaining Nostr by request π€£π€£π€£
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Or they're guys lmao
Thatβs cuz girls donβt know how to use computers
So true π₯Ή
@Anna dude youβve been summoned π
There are like 13 girls on nostr, and I'm 9 of them.
You gotta laugh at the truth when you can.
Frfrrr π―
Or cry π€·ββοΈ
Iβm a girl, bro
Who doesnβt love a good cry/laugh/manic episode π―
Whereβs that husband of yours that onboarded you π
Youβre one of 4
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I donβt have one of those! I do have some cats, do they count?
There are a bunch of seemingly real Japanese girls on here posting nudes for zaps like it's onlyfans.
I have muted a bunch of them.
Yes! @eliza would agree too!
Ainβt no way
probably bots, i used to see them a ton in the early days but now I have better relays n a bunch of muted words
what are their names, heather? mine are Kona and Makai, the most majestic.
Remember: the #catstr rules the internet
Aww π₯° mine are Spots n Snots. lol
Snots has decided to answer to βPumpkin Spiceβ though, so thereβs that.
Oh trust me I know thatβs a cult I donβt mess with, yall got the best memes hands down π«‘
Look at these gangstas
lol! i bet with similar sounding names you mistakenly call one the other name, like my children, who all have four letter names that begin with the letter N. sometimes i arrive at their correct name after the fourth and final try, especially in moments of haste π
Iβve never had a cat yet I have like 1k+ cat pics on my phone
the best and only hashtag on #nostr
See. They rule.
I just give them nicknames anymore π€·ββοΈ
They rlly do
where are these only nostr ladies?
I'm ready spend it all on zapping hot chicks with big boobies!
ladies I'm a wholecoiner!!
you tryna zap some bitties ? Zap @Love is Bitcoin πβ‘ lol
same. my nicknames for them are kitty bear and love, respectively. dont tell anyone.
All women are feds, so...
hahaha, i just got my wife the other day to be my only contact on keychat π
truu
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Lol
Hell yeah. #nostr is too nerdy for most girls to handle.
i need a cig after ^/ smOk/\/*****lOlz
source? link? π€ͺ
Sleepy has met me IRL
i have! Youβre in my Web of Trust now
π« likewise!
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Feels like thereβs an inside joke that Iβm not getting π
i was just kidd/\/ @MAKE SONGS LONGER i hav CeE/\/ *U* aO*/*ya π HugE*****
And then she visit global... π²π€
False. π
was expecting much more XX response, *disappointed face*
I joined at my husbandβs suggestion. Then he saw how much fun I was having, and he joined six months later.
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Me too!!
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there's only one way to find out? xx xy games
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Your story is a one in a billion lmaooo
Super rare, nobody to this day has been so lucky as to find their wife on nostr π€£
Will check @Yarnlady π§Ά for big pp later.
That npub I tagged is a dude pretending to be a chick loll
Whenever I see a profile with a chick in a bikini from a distance I always wonder whoβs taking the photos.
How can you tell?
Usually her girl friend or itβs a timed photo lol but most of the time itβs her friend
or a dude π€·πΎββοΈ
I made a detailed thread about this a while ago
Iβve been on the internet for like 20 years now, my eyes are trained to spot these red flags from a mile away, that npub has an insane amount of red flags
Same thing that happens if you were to have been an early user of Ai around 2020-2021 at this very moment your eyes would be trained significantly well on detecting an Ai image
Also the icing on the cake was offering that npub 1M sats to post a shoe on head or write on a piece of paper their name or something and they declined lol itβs not like theyβre nym, anyone I offer right now that isnβt nym 1M sats to post a pic like that would 100% do it, for one itβll stop the allegations on their track and for two youβll be 1M sats richer
I did not know about the 1M sats. Wild π
Itβs in the thread π€£ that was the real icing on the cake, I was so ready to be proven wrong lol
Shoe on head for 1M sats is a no brainer if youβre not a nym π
Bitcoin and lightning is unsecure, Use fiat money or monero instead
I mean yeah it could be a simp. Feel sorry for him though lmao
We need less lightning networks on nostr and more males, No female identifying men or men identifying females, I hope elon fixes this
I didnβt know that either. Iβd never pass on 1m sats if i already doxxed myself.
Gonna find a surprise π€
It is true, Fiat is more secure because you do not have to put your digital info inside of blockchains which may have viruses on them, I do not want liberals looking at my money
Virus on the blockchain is a new one lmao
Female checking in. No cats.
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You do not know about the viruses bigots like donald trump inject into the bit coins?
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You are a man, Stop pretending to be a woman, Bones never lie
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Women just like facebook and gmail.
initially here cuz of him, but staying on my own for the sick memes. π
No make-up tutorials, only #mumstr