the crunchy hodl butter *might* be better than the creamy, which I didn't think was possible. thank you so much, @Oshi (推し)!

somebody needs to tell the birds outside my house that it's nighttime and they need to calm the fuck down.

the great thing about being a suns fan right now is that you don't have that tense feeling when they shoot, worrying if it will go in. it's a very zen feeling knowing that they're always going to miss. 😎

the people on the other side of the road have no clue about this sick burn.

a very @Oshi (推し) Christmas!

on Survivor, why does Jeff always unhook the immunity necklace before putting it on someone? it's like the world's biggest neck hole, I think it'll fit without unhooking it.

'tis a thing of beauty @Oshi (推し)