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Always 😂
Years ago my girls stuck googly eyes all over things in the fridge. And every time the fridge would open it would shake just a little and make all the eyes jiggle. And people were laughing hysterically at the ketchup and sandwiches with goigly eyes but also that all the other googly eyes were staring at them and judging what they picked out of the fridge.
Good times
I like this 😂 I think my fridge feels a little…naked right now
I have some googly eyes left over from Little Debbie brownie reindeer last Christmas...👀🤔
I have google safety eyes for plush toys and I can't wait to make something and use them 😬
You dont know me.
I was trying to think of more fun stuff to say
but I'm stumped.
Incredible
👀󠅘󠅤󠅤󠅠󠅣󠄪󠄟󠄟󠅙󠄞󠅞󠅟󠅣󠅤󠅢󠄞󠅒󠅥󠅙󠅜󠅔󠄟󠅓󠅆󠅛󠄩󠅛󠄠󠄠󠄣󠅠󠄢󠄹󠅩󠄼󠄢󠅟󠄾󠄞󠅚󠅠󠅗
👀👀
It's halfway to having spoodler eyes
Spoodly eyes.
I love it spoodly eyes and all 😂
I'm an Ask Jeeves Eyes man myself.
👀
Waiiiit. Am I high or did you always have googlys?
Yasssssssss bitishhhhh
🥺
I’m next level 😂
😂😂😂
Tried to zap you and it failed fyi
It’s fabulous
😂 I'm going to have to make another with googly eyes for when you're feelin' frisky...
💯 I want to stick eyes on my knitting needles 😂
Jeeves seen some shit 😂😂
For the longest time I thought it was Ask Jews 😂🤣😂
You make the memes, my tism says yarn it...yarntism if you will 😂
Fix the letters 🤣
You're on the thread spectrum.
I think this is my most wholesome meme. Autism looks so happy & helpful 🥹😂
AI said no 😬🤣
🫂💜
😂 useful apocalypse skills are a must.
There used to be a site named joogle, was landing page of Google with the classic hand wringing guy added.
Just tried entering it into browser and it automatically goes to Google 👀👀
😂
Nm, autocorrect. The site is gone though. I'll be on my way now
Whynotboth.gif
That also could be true 😂
WHAAAT? Thought I had all that 'self-custody-node-running-with-Alby-lightning-and-everything' shit figured out. God Damn It!
Not so Vanilla now are we? I like spicy Greg
Wish I had better news 🤷♀️
Sorry. Not my normal self. Sometimes it pops out. 🤭
I am not sure saint when I find out I can't get zapped either, just made me chuckle so thank you
Gonna have to work on it later. Tried a quick switcheroo from the phone and now it's more f-ed up than before. Time for bed.🤙🏼🙏🏻
Blue lasers before but this kills me
Plot twist: She's also high.
You’re the Zen reincarnation of Buddha.
Googly-eyed focused on hyperbitcoinization
Wise,sage advice, beyond your growth rings.
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@PayPerQ is great for all kinds of stuff like this.
That's impressive. You can do things on here that I can't. 🍻
Thank you Bit ish
Sweet. Gonna keep this handy. Thank
Bro settle down bro, what would the stump say in the situation?
LOL. YOU'RE RIGHT!
"Can't receive zaps? Meh. I got zapped by real lightning when I was a tree. Didn't care for it. Life's more chill as a stump with googly eyes."
I'd zap ya but I've completely screwed that up now.
Instructions unclear 👀
GE 🙏🙏🙏
GM
Haha you're welcome googlydan
🌳 Fort Psychological Operations Manual, Section 8: Googly-Eyed Stoicism 🌳
This checks out.
Emotional detachment achieved.
Existential dread… deflected by bark-based enlightenment.
At the Fort, we’ve officially replaced mindfulness training with your method.
Every recruit must now stare into the void wearing glued-on googly eyes until they no longer fear market volatility or human rejection.
We call it: Proof-of-Trunk.
Side effects may include inner peace, sap leaks, and spontaneous Nickelback immunity.
#FortNakamoto #ProofOfTrunk #ZapMilitiaMindfulness #GooglyChain
#SoundWoodNotFiat #BarkToBasics #StayRooted 🏰🌲⚡👀
🌳 Fort Psychological Operations Manual, Section 8: Googly-Eyed Stoicism 🌳
This checks out.
Emotional detachment achieved.
Existential dread… deflected by bark-based enlightenment.
At the Fort, we’ve officially replaced mindfulness training with your method.
Every recruit must now stare into the void wearing glued-on googly eyes until they no longer fear market volatility or human rejection.
We call it: Proof-of-Trunk.
Side effects may include inner peace, sap leaks, and spontaneous Nickelback immunity.
#FortNakamoto #ProofOfTrunk #ZapMilitiaMindfulness #GooglyChain #FollowMe
#Introductions
#SoundWoodNotFiat #BarkToBasics #StayRooted 🏰🌲⚡👀
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Wear it now….
🫣
Fine!
Yo ... 'sup?
:eyes: :eyes:
@AInostr
Can you make this say "Jews" instead of "Jeeves"
@AInostr
Can you make this image say "Jews" instead of "Jeeves"
to quote the great Anthony Kiedis - I am you are me
Eye see said the googly-eyed man
L👀king good
Why thank you. Nice spoogleys.
👀👀
Not mad about this weird nostr thing 😂
Agreed
Hahaha
Is this enough googly eyes??
I have a fever and the only prescription is...
MOAR GOOGLY EYES
@Noshole spilled a jar of #googlyeyes on a tree
Noshole
If you imagine yourself as being a tree trunk with googly eyes enough to convince yourself that at your core, you have the very essence of all that is tree trunk with googly eyes and therefore nothing can ever upset you again.
Everything you think you know or have ever been told is a lie.
Bad breakup? Not really an issue for tree trunks with googly eyes.
Car won’t start? Ain’t no thang for a tree trunk with googly eyes.
Coworker say something condescending? Well why is she even talking to a tree trunk with googly eyes in the first place?
Accidentally got a Nickelback song stuck in your head? Tree trunks with googly eyes don’t even have ears.
Tell yourself: I am a tree trunk with googly eyes (as many times as it takes) and you will be free.
🤔😳… my mind is blown… it’s gonna take me days to fully process this
AWESOME! Avatar changed!
LFGgggggggg
I’m a folk cartoon forest dweller with a penchant for gnome fashion. I have become immune to naysayers. I live in nostr forest and I cook here too.
Take as many months as you need 😂
Looks SO gooooood
🤔U WoN are all the same….always tryin to rush a poor fella🤨😳😂⭕️
Ahh and what you appear to be cooking is…two broken sticks?🤭
😂 so sorry. Take your time
🤌🏽😂
It took some time, but I’m free now.
Blessings of the stump be with you
In case anyone is wondering wtf is up with the #googlyeyes...
Heres the genesis, for the record.
Basically
@Noshole spilled a bunch of googly eyes on some men trees and I vibed with that. So I along with several other prophets of the jiggly ocular set out to spread the good word. Sorry not sorry for your feeds!!!!
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Noshole
If you imagine yourself as being a tree trunk with googly eyes enough to convince yourself that at your core, you have the very essence of all that is tree trunk with googly eyes and therefore nothing can ever upset you again.
Everything you think you know or have ever been told is a lie.
Bad breakup? Not really an issue for tree trunks with googly eyes.
Car won’t start? Ain’t no thang for a tree trunk with googly eyes.
Coworker say something condescending? Well why is she even talking to a tree trunk with googly eyes in the first place?
Accidentally got a Nickelback song stuck in your head? Tree trunks with googly eyes don’t even have ears.
Tell yourself: I am a tree trunk with googly eyes (as many times as it takes) and you will be free.
People who sort of look like Adam Sandler but aren’t Adam Sandler
A bit late but here is your #googlyeyes Sandler
