Should I eat this tortilla?
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What the fuck
No.
It was toasted and from last night, does that change your answer?
I say yes.
🤤
But you might want to consider your history of toilet injuries.
5 hour rule
You think I will get diarrhea
It’s been slightly longer
The chance is non zero?
Damn
costanza... food adjacent to trash, is trash.
It depends. What's under the plate?
I could tip the outside edges off and eat the middle part that’s touched by less things
Another plate with rice and beans
Bruh. It’s okay to let go 🤭
Then no.
The bigger question is who in their right mind would throw away it in the first place?
That was clearly a maybe later kind of food. You leave it on the counter until you're either ready to eat it or take the trash out.
If it's from last night even moreso no. The original no was when I thought it was from an hour or less ago 🤣
Girl you're not desperate. Go eat some fancy cheese, stop trying to be a trash goblin.
🤣😂🤣
For science ☝️
Fancy cheese cost more than day old tortilla. Are you humbly stacking or are you snacking?
depends... how high are you?
I eat quality food because my body's health and well being is more important to me than stack size. You can humbly stack while also not eating trash 🤷♀️
Its on top 🤷
You are truly wuhan batting
LARP
You might have to change pfp to a raccoon if you eat it
I think that is the most hygienic looking bin I've ever seen (Probably on a par with my mother's Godly level of cleanliness). Yes, that's 💯 edible👌🏻.
I can’t node
Me when I was stoned and full last night. That one was a little fucked so we didn’t use it
I’ve been a trash goblin lonnnnnng before my fancy cheese days 😂
hope it was majorly fucked ahah... once it hits the receptacle... it enters a new dimension
Hopefully none of those paper towels were used to clean up dog piss
Has different flavor too
Have done 😂
Well, there is that🧐. Unfortunately #nostr doesn't support smell-o-vision🤷🏻♂️.
A little stoned
I should, but I won’t
Godspeed my friend
Womp womp womp
Don't go back! Fancy cheese > trash 🤣
The cheese def was a better experience 😂
I declare this is my favorite animation of all time.
protip: eat it before youd put it in the trashbin
Humbly snacking...
😄
The Dude is showing us the correct way. Is he worried about stacking? No. Is he eating trash. No. Full fat cream, high quality Kahlua and vodka. No worries 🤣
The dude abides. He’d eat that tortilla out of the trash with no regard for diarrhea and then go spend his stack on fancy cheese.
This reminds me I have this on my bookshelf:
🤣 The Dude drinks, he doesn't eat in the entire movie. He gets his full calorie intake and proteins from the cream in his White Russians like a true alcoholic 🤣
But that's a cool book!
Looks edible
It was nasty
Ahhh 🤢 🤣
only if you pair it with the cheese from the other day!
I didn’t 😭 laziness got the best of me
You nasty.
And this is merely the tip of the iceberg that is my true nastiness
Recycled tortilla! lol
Exposure is the best medicine for your immune system. That and a swig of dip spit and you'll never be sick again.
As long as it’s not there illegally.
Hmm what’s the paper towel been used for?
Depends on how stoned you are. 😂
I share the is medicinal exposure ideology
This *
Either to wipe down a counter or pick up dog piss. It’s really a gamble
Usually around moderate
I always do. My friends get mad at me for not washing my hands 🙄🤣
See that, that right there is how you be a good friend.
I used to dumpster dive fancy cheese from Trader Joes in college...
Were they good?
Absolutely. Trader Joes dumpsters were better than many stores. I think they donate more now but not sure.
Winters were the best; we'd even get steaks and smoked salmon.
No diarrhea
I too dumpster dove when in my early 20s, or would just steal from the grocery store. At one point I realized I was basically acting like a Charles Dickens character and I wanted a better life for myself
Nah, they'd chuck stuff often a day before sell by anyway. Packaged, and with New England winter weather, refrigerated.
The only time I've had food poisoning was eating sushi I BOUGHT from a Shaw's at night. Would not buy again.
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Make a quesadilla with it. Problem solved