The idea that we were plugging this stupid fucking piece of shit into a 9 volt battery to mitigate extremely esoteric and sophisticated NSA level electromagnetic attacks meanwhile it had worse entropy than a fucking trezor one is just… bro wtf are we kidding with this shit?

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The real attack was social. Coinkite sold us the idea of being "badass bitcoiners" who "use the tools", and people bought into it. Pride before the fall for everyone involved. #Bitcoin Core? That's for old people! We are young and cool. We got too cute as a space. This is the cost. View quoted note →
If you plug that shit into a 9-volt battery, then you were either playing make pretend or you really didn't trust that piece of shit hardware. If you didn't trust that piece of shit hardware, you shouldn't have been using the built in RNG.
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Humility 3 months ago
Welcome to reality, where marketing all the protection in the world won’t save you from a single line of code, enjoy your stay
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Andrew 3 months ago
It’s naive for sure, a lack of awareness more than anything. I’m guilty of this
But typical. Get obsessed with some hot feature and neglect the dull basics you can't impress anyone with. I see the same thing going on with the private messaging discussion on Nostr. I try to educate people about the topic, but they just want to tell me I'm being paranoid or overly-cautious. But if there is a leak (there will be one), they'll rip the developers to shreds and say, _But you were supposed to know better!_ Because we are. We're supposed to know better. We're supposed to be the adults in the room.
I left MtGox at most a couple months before that hack, and I don't even remember why as it was to Coinbase. May have been for shitcoin purchases honestly lol. Dice rolls here. They were always one of the coolest things I thought CCs made easy. Shocked so many didn't use them.
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Muyeez 3 months ago
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Someone needs to make a calculator firmware for the Coldcard. Thats all its good for.
I do consider nvk a friend and I did generally recommend the coldcard when asked though I always put it amongst Trezor and ledger. I would tell people “get a trezor a ledger or a coldcard” was kind of my stock line for non technical people. The reason I put coldcard last and would often steer people towards a ledger or a trezor is because coldcard is intimidating for the average person. I had assumed it was secure though to the degree I assume all HW’s are. In hindsight we now know that was not true.
I have generally recommended people to ledger, Trezor and coldcard. I have never been an explicit or paid shill of any specific hardware wallet. In fact on clubhouse I often steered people away from coldcard because it’s more scary and complicated for non technical users. Btw my actual and explicit recommendation for years has been geographically dispersed multi vendor multi Sig, unfortunately that recommendation more often than not falls on deaf ears because it sounds scary and confusing.
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waxwing 3 months ago
Yeah wrong threat model. His argument against commodity hardware (laptops) was that 'you have to drill out the wifi card' or something along those lines. Risk assessment is a funny thing. I honestly think there are a lot of technically brilliant people out there who are genuinely bad at it, without realizing.
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