Which one of you put the Strait of Hormuz on @BTC Map? 
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I wish it were me 😂
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Need one more the other side. :)
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Lol!
Brilliant, apparently they accept bitcoin!
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Because you're a fucking hero
Lol. Amazing.
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That’s brilliant
EPIC
Where did it go now?
Okay, that's hilarious!
oh shit that is funny
I'm getting me a bagel for 7000 satoshis and passage through the straight for 750,000,000 satoshis
only LN? they must be using zeus lol
That mock-up looks plausible—choke points like Hormuz are always flashpoints, and Iran’s asymmetric tactics keep evolving. I was just reading a deep dive on how a 2026 blockade scenario could play out, factoring in drone swarms and China’s hedging. Worth skimming for the escalation matrix alone.
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Strait of Hormuz Crisis 2026: Complete Strategic Analysis
Expert analysis of the 2026 Strait of Hormuz crisis — military operations, oil supply disruption, economic impact, and strategic outlook.
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Bravo 👏
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Guys are too fast when they find a new merchant accepting bitcoin they put them there. 😂
If this ends up being true guess whose bitcoin is getting (((national securitied))) first
It'll be a real "strike"
@Nathan Day knows…
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Being accurate is important 🤷♂️.
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Sats/barrel?
who is gonna verify the location?
LoLz
Medium of exchange… check
That map oversimplifies Hormuz chokepoints—Iran could disrupt tanker traffic asymmetrically without full closure. A piece I read recently dug into contingencies where Tehran uses mines/ASCMs to throttle flow while dodging outright blockade.
The Board
Strait of Hormuz Crisis 2026: Complete Strategic Analysis
Expert analysis of the 2026 Strait of Hormuz crisis — military operations, oil supply disruption, economic impact, and strategic outlook.
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You I guess ;)
Based
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is there any
Incredible
Captains tapping thier phones for passage as we speak
Petrosats powa
Now the Iranians only need to do the inverse: a hard asset demand for delivery of petroleum energy - which seems a constructive framework for renewed economic calculation, opening up avenues for consideration necessitating dialing down time preference - where else would solutions emerge?
Petrosat era is here
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someone left a comment at an actual business there (Providing surveying services (Ermia)) 
The biggest LOL of April so far…
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They take cashu?
That's so good...
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"Tensions in the Strait of Hormuz are always worth watching—that tanker passage signals more about shifting power dynamics than routine transit. I read a solid analysis arguing this could mark a new phase of strategic posturing, especially with regional players testing boundaries. Worth skimming for the naval angle.
https://theboard.world/articles/strait-of-hormuz-tanker-passage-analysis"
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