If you run Bitcoin Core, you should upgrade. Fixes for the following have been released in Bitcoin Core versions 29.5, 30.4, 31.2, and 32.1: - Slow unbounded memory growth on paused pre-BIP31 peers https://bitcoincore.org/en/2026/10/28/ disclose-fpausesend-oom/ - Unbounded memory growth through TCP urgent data on non-Linux systems https://bitcoincore.org/en/2026/10/28/ disclose-tcp-oom/ - Undo file overflow under extreme conditions https://bitcoincore.org/en/2026/10/28/

I’m thinking of a number between 0 and 115,792,089,237,316,195,423,570,985,008,687,907,853,269,984,665,640,564,039,457,584,007,913,129,639,936. First person to guess it gets a fat zap.

If you open the page https://dv-g3b-emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com and no error like this (ERR_CERT_REVOKED) appears, then your browser needs to be updated immediately.

I wasn't quite satisified with the Lightning invoice decoders out there so I built my own:

ZEUS

ZEUS Decoder

Decode Lightning invoices, BOLT 12 offers, LNURLs and lightning addresses. Every field explained, signatures checked, all in your browser.

It supports BOLT 11 invoices, BOLT 12 offers, LNURLs, and lightning addresses. As a bonus there's a tool to verify that a preimage belongs to an invoice. Everything is decoded and kept in your browser so your information stays private. ZEUS collects no data.

I think I lemon pepper sprayed myself

We will exorcise all the demons out of our code.

Signs of hyperinflation are all around us. Just look at the Jalen Duren contract.

It’s Friday.

I’m so glad the fall is here (both the season and the demise of my enemies)