Lol people are mad at @Lyn Alden for calling Rolexes shitcoins on twitter.
As a Rolex enjoyer I have to say, they are absolutely shitcoins. 
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Why isnβt that a Cybertruck?
Yes
Pepsi gmt on a jubilee I like
Please ignore the hair on my hands 
One of the finest shitcoins fiat money can buy
No they are not if you get the retail price not the 3X after market price
Looks good!
Thanks πββοΈ
If you can get the retail price, but normally you have to have a large purchase history before they give you premium allocations.
I like the old school explorers with tritium dials βΊοΈ
I want that rail dial one
I believe the plural is Rolicesβ¦ π€‘
Tudor Blackbay 58.
Working class shitcoin. 
just rock a pepsi seiko or whatever.
Great watch. I have one too.
Anyone who has tried to resell jewelry before knows they are all shitcoins.
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Thatβs just games Rolex plays. They keep the supply limited to maintain artificially high prices.
They are already way overpriced.
Love that DJ I have the 36mm version
It's a beauty. Got it from the AD
wow !
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Could have bought more Bitcoin broseefus.
There is only one OG. and remember: "There is no second best" ;-)
So true
God tier
People still wear watches?
People are white knighting Lyn?
Simps have no limits
The Bitcoin of watches 
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God tier
Though youβre too big a guy for that. We really need to get you a g shock.
The βοΈ(not a shitcoin) was my watch yesterday. I was 6 minutes off :)
I sent you a zap. Make it happen.
It is best to keep it simple. A watch had to show time, that is all, 50k watch shows the time and 100 one shows it as well. Instead of taking the risk of losing, being stolen, broken, etc. a 50k watch I would use 100 and don't even think about consequences.
Sheeeeit, Iβm more of a blockclock kinda guy!
@Bauzen agrees.
Try this shitcoin on for size
Tick tock next second
Highly recommend 
I wear an Apple Watch so I can pause my podcasts/music at work without pulling my phone out
Beautiful
Keeping things cheap and cheerfulβ¦ π 
I can spot the f91w anywhere. Proudly worn by presidents and terrorists.
Nice Pepsi, @HODL
Rolex enjoyooor here as well.
Theyβre total shitcoins but π€ 
My aunt once gave a Rolex when I was young and then a year so later my cousin told me that it was a fake
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I have a buddy that bought two trying to impress clients. I just think they look so plain π€· I like skeleton watches.
Seiko modder here. Wanted a Marathon with tritium so decided to build a mod watch with tritium. 
Just had a thought, are there any watches out there that can show the current block height?
I still have old pokemon cards i know they shitcointoo but i wonder if i sell, its kinda souvenir tho
I would definitly get one
Thatβs cool. I love Seiko mods.
Just got a Marathon this year. My first βnice watch.β 
What's the Bitcoin of watches? I want that one.
Casio
Solar powered GShock.
Like light and darkness are interdependent, and do not exist without the other β¦
the birth of bitcoin conferred the status of shitcoins on all else, and they do not exist without the other.
Iβm of this school too. The way I see it you can spend the other $49.9k on stacking big, fat sats.
Sam Smith is also a shitcoin. Put on Pump It Up by Endor instead! π
Expensive enough to have a great movement. Cheap enough to EDC and not get upset too much if it takes a hammering. Perfect.
I had a Patek for a long time but it was giving me dirty fiat vibes so swapped it for Corn and picked up a Tudor and never looked back β
Rate my rolley
One of my favorites:
The watch looks nice though.
I'm glad you like them, I haven't been in to watches since phones become a permanent accessory - maybe I'm just too functional π€£
some people have spent 40 years at a job to be given one of these beasts before retiring
I'm happy, for many years now, with my seiko skx007j. Still in love with it, don't want another one.
Brilliant! Making lemon batteries reminds me of my school days when learning sciences felt like learning magic ππ
Looks to be a little after 1.
βStay with Meβ by Sam Smith huh?
You getting soft on us? π€£βπΌ
The only shitcoining I would allow for my self π€£
lol wifeβs car
Shit how did I miss a Nostr Rolex thread last month? Got the call yesterday π₯
Prob need to add a link π€£
AHEM, SER
I donβt like to wear them loose π
Noooooooooo 
Especially when they canβt distract you every 30 seconds in a business meeting with the live price of Bitcoin
you should try the diet Pepsi.
After getting robbed by people who got into my house pointing guns at me, I can say:
Watches are like shitcoins, but you canβt even hide it from whoever wants to rob you.
They are worst than shitcoins.
Really into microbrands lately. Farer.
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Any Casio 56XX is god tier
fluffypony was a fan of luxury watches, or "timepieces" as he called them...mark another point in the shitcoin column.
PS I wonder how the gulag is treating him these days...
Look at this Sam Smith enjoyoooor.
Thatβs a good looking wrist bruh
If your stack is strong enough, you can live your life with the sun and moon telling the time.
Additionally, a Rolex is garbage & tacky AF. Itβs like fisting Peter Schiff/on your wrist.
My Apple Watch shows the current price of Bitcoin.
Got rid of my Apple Watch.
But Zuckaβ¦
Zuckerberg wears rare $900K watch to announce end of Meta fact checks | National Post
Good looking time piece @HODL! Totally agree with you since they make 1 million Rolex watches per year so Iβll just stick to stacking finitely scarce sats
Iβve had Omega and Tag watches and they are finicky and unreliable as have been the Rolexes of people I know.
My watch buying advice:
1. Look for a sapphire crystal for scratch resistance if you pay more than $400 without getting sapphire, youβre getting overpriced shit
2. Look for quartz movement over automatic movements for reliable timekeeping. Quartz is reliable and can take abuse. Automatics are finicky. They are entirely for status as quartz is superior in function.
If you want a reliable attractive watches for reasonable money, there is no substitute for a Citizen Eco-Drive or a Bulova quartz with sapphire crystal. Max $500-$600 price.
Wait a second...
That's not The Bitcoiner Approved Casio...
#bitcoin
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This looks weird
Being more into vintage diver watches. Limited supply guranteed. π€
Cartier fanboy myself 
Pepsi is hott
GMT is so nice tho
@Chris @ seedor_io
Chris on point π―
Your wrist always seemed hairier in my imagination
Not super hairy lol