We tend to talk about life as if it’s roughly the same for everyone. And yet some children are orphaned at birth and some people die at 80 and their parents outlive them. These are almost completely separate categories of existence. We’re all walking around assuming our baseline is roughly the baseline, when actually there’s no baseline at all.

Lots of people hating on the boomers recently and I just want to say that I was early to boomer hate long before it was cool. 😂

We live on such a beautiful planet

This is an actual picture of young me buying bitcoin for the first time. I usually don’t share this picture because I mean, you can totally see my balls lol 😂 I feel like the help yourself on the drinks fridge is very accurate foreshadowing.

One time I was at the craps table with a founder and they were asking me if I was gonna invest in their company. I had just won 5k so I handed them the chips and was like consider me an investor. I love doing random impulsive shit like that. lol 😂

The villain and the hero share the same pain. The villain says I suffered so everyone must suffer, the hero says no one should have to suffer like I did.

I wonder where this dumb bitch is nowadays

It’s lowkey crazy to think that your money steals from you, but it does.