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BTC_P2P 1 month ago
Sometimes I really get down on myself for not having the balls to be a professional bank robber. Banks are criminal enterprises that make fake money at will at the expense of everyone else. I know I would be a great armed robber and it would barely be immoral. But to me it’s not worth the risk and stealing (even from criminals) is against my core values. So I stay away from it. But god damn it is tempting.

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Thethird0cnzo 1 month ago
LoL Steal fiat from parasitic bankers and use it to buy btc further devaluing fiat! It would be magnificent. Lol, not financial advice.
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BTC_P2P 1 month ago
This has been a recurring intrusive thought for a decade. I know what I’m capable of 😂
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BTC_P2P 1 month ago
I’ve done a good amount of study and am aware. That’s what nags at me. I could be a sick ass bank robber and I know it. I don’t even need the money, and I’m not a drug addict, which gives me so many advantages. I really feel like a bitch sometimes for not strapping up and stealing from these fucks. But getting thrown in an extremely hostile cage for 20 years is an effective deterrent. I’m like 60/40 at this point. Teetering.
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There was this one bank that I happened by and i was like, dam i could totally rob that bank I kid you not, less than a week later it was robbed and then it was robbed again right after 🤣🤣
the last thing my dad asked of me before he croaked was to spell “DB COOPER” in mailbox letters on this old mailbox he found and mount it outside of his driveway gate. maybe it was him all along? guess we’ll never know.
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BTC_P2P 1 month ago
The calculus is different now but cash stores can be found… and it could be laundered. Harder in 2026 though
No point - they have fuckall cash in the vaults nowadays. You’d be facing huge prison time if caught for less money than you could make doing a memecoin pump-and-dump for which you’d get off scot free. If you want to rob someone image
Buying using improving building on Bitcoin is bank robery without the unethicall violent part Bitcoin fixes everything
You will traumatise the F out of the poorly-paid, often-bullied fat little bank-teller. Don't rob banks. Abduct one of their execs, instead; staying one step ahead while making him publicly declare he's actually in a yoga retreat, as he channels the bank's dirty fiat into any number of stage-one laundries you have set up.
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David II 1 month ago
🤣 The 15 is from Heat. Your total exit strategy in play.
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BTC_P2P 1 month ago
It’s as much about the thrill of the heist and the pride of having the heart to do something that crazy as it is the cash.