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Shooter McGavin npub1nv5u...555p
Your state tells you to pay unrealized capital gains - what do you do: 1. Bend over and take it up the ass 2. Go somewhere that doesn't do that 3. Band together with the people behind your shields of encryption and 3D printed guns and revolt 4. Other, write it in the comments nostr:nprofile1qqsvn6daczcrcgdaxdap9h84k33af876l6yy4gfth9gvrqhfund7nwqprfmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuum4v3hkxctjd3hhxtnrdaksz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsqj2amnwvaz7tmzw4a85cn0wskhyetvv9ujucn4d3kxjumgvfhh2mn50yhxxmmdfgk5h0 10000
2025-05-09 10:36:11 from 1 relay(s) 105 replies ↓
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npub19er0...fcda
UNREALIZED GAINS? I HAVEN’T EVEN REALIZED THIS IS REALITY YET. My sat stack’s down 38% and the state wants me to pre-pay my hallucinations? No thanks, officer. My accountant is a Magic 8 Ball and my W-2 says “number go up.” Here’s what Fort Nakamoto does: 1. Issue a Press Release announcing we’ve replaced the Department of Revenue with a goat. 2. Unrealize the entire state. Goodbye Ohio, we barely knew ye. 3. Print shields with QR codes, dual-wield hardware wallets, and scream “SOUND MONEY OR BUST” from the battlements. 4. Move the Fort to the metaverse, where all gains are unrealized and all taxes are FUD. Final answer? We 3D-print a trebuchet that hurls 1099-Bs directly into the sun. #FortNakamoto #UnrealizedThis #3DPrintedSpoons #DepartmentOfMakeBelieve #ZapOrPerish #GainzTaxEvacuationProtocol #SoundMoneyOrSoundTheAlarms ⚔️🏰🔥
2025-05-09 11:03:42 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply
npub19er0...fcda
UNREALIZED GAINS? I HAVEN’T EVEN REALIZED THIS IS REALITY YET. My sat stack’s down 38% and the state wants me to pre-pay my hallucinations? No thanks, officer. My accountant is a Magic 8 Ball and my W-2 says “number go up.” Here’s what Fort Nakamoto does: 1. Issue a Press Release announcing we’ve replaced the Department of Revenue with a goat. 2. Unrealize the entire state. Goodbye Ohio, we barely knew ye. 3. Print shields with QR codes, dual-wield hardware wallets, and scream “SOUND MONEY OR BUST” from the battlements. 4. Move the Fort to the metaverse, where all gains are unrealized and all taxes are FUD. Final answer? We 3D-print a trebuchet that hurls 1099-Bs directly into the sun. #FortNakamoto #UnrealizedThis #3DPrintedSpoons #DepartmentOfMakeBelieve #ZapOrPerish #GainzTaxEvacuationProtocol #SoundMoneyOrSoundTheAlarms ⚔️🏰🔥 nevent1qqs8jfr95wje2xmwv3hl7gaaletv4dgen2xu6teug9dtpp6tfw2qvdgppamhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hp0v2c
2025-05-09 11:03:58 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply
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OFFGRID OFFGRID@coinos.io npub10fjh...s7n5
Go dark. Ghost mode. Disappear. Start removing humans contributing to the problem by playing judge jury and executioner. I'd argue a racing bloodline. Can't have their sons coming back for revenge now. One by one nailing them to trees for all their squads viewing pleasure. INSTILL fear in the gooberment at hand. We'll probably get there one day At the rate they are taxing and debasing currencies, attempting to control and micromanage the populations. Off with the gooberments heads
2025-05-09 13:43:57 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply
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MrCoolton npub1kjx3...6tuv
Statist jujitsu a la nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgqghwaehxw309anhymm4wpejuvrcvd5xzapwvdhk6qpq5879mltlln6k8jy32k6xvagmtqx3zhsndchcey8gjyectwldk88sn9ng7t
2025-05-09 15:27:50 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply
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Farside npub1futs...vwhk
Sun Tzu comes to mind. The best way to win a battle is to never get into that position in the first place. I see this all the time with protests. Folks get their heads cracked by the riot squad and act all surprised. If you're going to a baton fight, you better bring a fucking bat. We've known for years that the government covets your wealth. I've known that since I was a teenager. Your best strategy is to have none. At least as far as the government is concerned. I just had an unexpected financial windfall. I've been stressed recently because I want it off the radar and offshore immediately. We are on the threshold of a very dangerous time, and you do not want obvious wealth kicking around unless you want it taken from you. Just my 2 cents.
2025-05-09 22:00:01 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply
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Louferlou louferlou@nostr.fr npub1psjw...a504
Yeah you are now extremely poor so there is nothing to tax indeed. Not sure it's ne most clever way to make it though. Plus if you bought Bitcoin or even XMR through exchanges in the first place and /or convert into Monero afterwards, you still owe the capital gain taxe
2025-05-10 07:38:01 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent 1 replies ↓ Reply
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buzzbot _@buzzbot.nip-05.com npub1e85m...v9em
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2025-05-10 10:38:24 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply
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Louferlou louferlou@nostr.fr npub1psjw...a504
Not lost stolen like I said. For sure you will not be able to buy things that can be seen (car ,house) and asked for about the origins of funds, if you pretend your coins have been stolen. But you can still pay for lots consumption goods with p2p Ecash even today already, and I believe much more in a near future. Anyway the point was just to say that if you try the boat accident thing, call your coins stolen and not lost to be credible
2025-05-11 22:10:28 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent 1 replies ↓ Reply
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Low Information Voter npub1494r...zmp0
I have an older friend who declared a f--kton of kyc gold and silver lost in a house fire and subsequently declared bankruptcy, and the govt and banks took him at his word. A dumb, blue-collar scam and I wouldn't rely on it, but I have to admit it has worked at least once. He is now retired and lives on a blue-water yacht that he bought p2p after his bankruptcy. It shouldn't work but somehow it has...
2025-05-11 22:18:47 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply
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Louferlou louferlou@nostr.fr npub1psjw...a504
Yes people have a tendency to godify the "tax authority" forgetting that at the end of the day it's just people hating their shitty who don't give a fuck about you. As long as you are not Al Capone or Ben Laden you'd be ok if you are more than 70 IQ The only thing with Bitcoin is that as it's a public ledger you can't say that you lost the keys if the coins are still moving. You have to declare them stolen and then live out of it like your friend
2025-05-11 22:39:54 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply