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It's how I cope
Absolute snipe. No such thing as too soon lmao
Actually spit my coffee
Banger
🫣😂 True, Ben. What a mess.
Compromised Coldcards can melt steel beams.
Whata waste of coffee (unless it was bad coffee)
How dare you this was worth it
Holy shit BANGER
The second tower was learning that the mk4 and 5 are also affected.
At least I didn’t spit up your 🍷
Best 9/11 joke I've heard recently was- do you think it was an inside job, or an outside job 😆
But yeah. I think the inside job could made sense...
Some of the stupid shit I've seen people saying in the panic is about on that level.
Literally been seeing people to tell people "anything is better than a coldcard, even if you rolled your own entropy."
FFS people, it's an RNG issue. Don't trust the key generation, but otherwise, your keys aren't teleporting to the attacker...
Seed words can't melt steal beams.
But a cold card can
Yeah now that would be uncalled for
Spooks can't handle
If only there was an mk7 the jokes would write themselves
Wish more posts were this direct.
"sir, it was an RNG issue" 
If only there was an mk7
Banger
At least the seed phrase that kept in my passport survived the wreckage
Banger
That will Blockstream.
Calculator users down bad today 🫂
💯
inside job
was it @Jay? looking spicy today? #asknostr 
@npub1mryj...4rvm tastes like cat piss they say #asknostr
to be fair, there is no more verifiable way to be certain about the entropy than to take the bip39 wordlist and roll it yourself analog.
Rolls dice. Generates random seed. Unlocks Satoshi’s stack! Winning!!
😂😭
I wonder if they found the on chain passports yet
both WERE FALSEFLAGS
only idiots follow that
😭😂 bruh
MK4
MK5
MKULTRA 🤫
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The best random number generator:
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Or here:
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I did?
For those who didn't understand:
He's showing an image of Coldcards burning because there's a hacking crisis happening because the company that created Coldcards, Coinkite, made a critical security flaw in Coldcards that affected passwords, and, the hackers took advantage of this to steal all the Bitcoins from cold cards, so, if you have a coldcard, move your Bitcoins to other wallets, like WoS, which I use on my phone.
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