AIRPORT SECURITY TOLD ME TO BUTTON UP MY SHIRT LMFAO
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LIVE FREE!!!!9
…citing “suspicious chest hair.”
Did u?
Were you talking to them in ALL CAPS? 😂
We need answers Odell
Are you still doing 100 pushups a day? You might be intimidating them 👀
Have to keep the public safe!
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And hike up those pants, sonny.
This reminds me of the security of the Porto Santo line 🤣
@zoé @calvadev⚡️
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Button up your shirt, don't be obscene. Also bend over and grab your ankles for the cavity search.
Tell em you were just getting ready for the full searches lol
They know who you are maybe 😂
Did you smile for the optional photo?
I’m siding with security on this one
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Too bad you didn’t happen to have your tear away pants on
We call that a Unbuttoned Block
shirts are underrated smh, that guy was on a power trip 😡
FUCK THE TSA 😂😂
If you are not comfortable with these responsibilities, please let them know and they can move you.
Clearly watched the last RHR, enough's enough
They were OK with the CAPSLOCK though?
Dude watches CD and is in on the meme.
Just tell them to stay humble.
your chest is a national security risk?
Which I would have replied "Take a long leap off the tip of my dick". This is why I don't fly lol
Baby, it's cold outside
They are just trying to see if you’re rocking a Bitcoin shirt or if it’s Buttcoin
DID YOU TELL THEM YOU’RE HUMBLE ENOUGH.
idiots
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You are not the first
I sometimes have to take off my shirt on airports 🤣
become ungovernable
hope you don’t chose that hill to die on Matt, we need you brother
RESPECT THEIR AUTHORITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
2 buttons max or straight to jail
somebody had to.
damn terrorist.
Can't be belly out in the airport JFC
Well it is the humble thing to do to be fair
IF I WERE YOU ID TAKE OUT THE BUTTONS
YOU CANT BUTTON UP A SHIRT WITH NO BUTTONS
SHOULD'VE TOLD THEM YOU LIVE FREE!!!
MAN OF THE JUNGLE
New era, get with the program
Sir, sir, your swagger is threatening the normies.
Please tell me you responded with ALL CAPS!!
Don't let the man hold you down : )
Don’t be a slut
LAUGHED AND DID TWO.
REAL MAN OF GENIUS SLEEPY
ALWAYS IMPORTANT TO SPEAK CLEARLY.
LEGIT DID JUST TWO - FELT LIKE THE BARE MINIMUM 😂
Tell them you quit their fiat Airlines and will fly Nostra Air next time.
My last two brain cells have really been pulling their weight lately
@Jay just so you know his response lol primal problems
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I would’ve told them thank you for your service
GOT NOTHING TO HIDE
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COMMIE BULLSHIT
You were causing a disturbance with the ladies around.
Decency
You could also said you have a rare form of Koumpounophobia (Fear of buttons), that you have made progress hece the first buttos you can touch, but not the ones close to your neck. 🐸😏
IF DECENY WERE A REQUIREMENT TO FLY 90% WOULD BE ON THE NO FLY TRIP.
POWER TRIP PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
THEY DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT THOSE GUNS
GOOD POINT. WILL TRY THIS NEXT TIME.
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Did you tell him to button lip…
You showing nipples now or what? Lol
freedom to show chest hair
I was told my shirt is untucked, when it was untucked intentionally
Ridiculousness. Someone was on a “power trip”.
they're not wrong lol
lol they are clearly not bullish enough
you advise them to eat your ass?
“That hairy Bitcoiner dude over there, let’s fuck with him”
how many buttons were undone Matt, like RHR Friday afternoon status? 😃😂
WAIT, WHAT.
I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU TO UNBUTTON A FEW MORE 😉
"WITH ALL DUE RESPECT SIR/MA'AM, SUCK MY DICK 😽 "
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Did you comply?
Commie decency
You know he said "mandables then bitcoin standard".