Uhhh what have i done
@The Marie β‘οΈπ¦ Iβve got a present for you π
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lol
Ffs sleepy lol
Idk if Iβll make it public π
No one should have this much power
If I add more relays for sure more npubs will be tagged so I wonβt do that either lmaoo
Lol this is what we needed lets break all of nostr
Don't be a pussy just do it
Lol
Thatβs the encouragement I needed
Oh shit π€£ even cheaper than ever to hellthread
It was an intrusive thought I shouldnβt have acted on
Stress testing the system π
Wait til @fiatjaf finds out about this
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Who will be the first to test it ππππ
Yes
surely you can then find all of your followers' followers
and all of your followings' followers 
Don't forget you're a Nazi retard
Oh lawd he comin
Might go for it
Frfrr?? I just added an update to make it more chaotic ππ₯
New update:
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New Relay Features:
π Top 30 Most Popular Relays (Selected by Default):
relay.damus.io
relay.primal.net
nos.lol
relay.nostr.band
nostr.wine
relay.snort.social
relay.mostr.pub
relay.nostr.bg
nostr.land
nostr-pub.wellorder.net ... and 20 more!
ποΈ Relay Management Features:
All 30 relays selected by default for maximum reach
Show/Hide relay settings - Collapsible interface to keep the form clean
Checkbox selection - Toggle individual relays on/off
Select All / Deselect All buttons for quick management
Scrollable relay list - Easy browsing through all 30 popular relays
Relay counter - Shows how many relays are selected
β Custom Relay Support:
Add custom relays - Input field for any relay URL
URL validation - Ensures relays start with wss:// or ws://
Remove custom relays - X button to delete custom entries
Duplicate prevention - Won't add relays that already exist
Auto-select new relays - Custom relays are automatically selected when added
π‘ Publishing:
Uses Nostr's relay group functionality to publish to multiple relays simultaneously
Shows success message with the number of relays published to
10-second timeout per relay for reliable publishing
Validates that at least one relay is selected before publishing
The HellThread will now be broadcast to all selected relays (30 by default), ensuring maximum visibility and chaos! π₯
Oh lawd π€£π€£π€£π€£
Alright, calm down. That's nothing anymore.
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feels people just shopping for reasons to get blocked π€¦π½ββοΈ
No one knows what that is πππ
π here I am broke
And what is that supposed to mean?
Itβs irrelevant, thatβs self explanatory donβt get your panties in a bunch now lol
i love the vibes~!
Hell yeah.
Is this a crazy monkey π on destroy mode for Nostr?! Iβve been waiting for this for Ages π€£
fuck you very much for this! π€
OMG is this real???
Dude!! Will it actually work?
Real as it gets π
I have no idea I was gonna make a test npub to try it out π since nobody is testing it yet
I wanna test it out, but Iβm not good at following the instructions π
Looks like a lot to do, Iβve got all relays!
Well seems like it worked and better than I thought @jb55 we need a new fix my fren
You can remove relay.nostr.band - it's dead.
I miss brugerman
Dude! What have you done!? I literally replied to @The Marie β‘οΈπ¦ 's note and said I had an idea for an evil app, but it was too evil, this was the app kind I was thinking of.
Somehow this was the least evil idea out of the 3 from today π
I get the feeling lol, been building a lot of stuff, some I need to stop myself.
What were the other 2??
I havenβt made them public yet, this one is the least worst one
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Oh thatβs why
Donβt get mad at me now, get mad at the client lol
Oh no. No one should tell me about this
Bro, what have you done?!? ππ€£ππ€£
Iβm on my villain era arc right now πππ
No
Good to stress test potential issues
meOW πΆ > >> >>> >>>> ππ₯
All my projects it charges me like $1.20 just to fix a bug.
Yeah I learned the hard way they have to be super super simple in order to get the cost down, complexity is your enemy if youβre on a budget.
Which model are you using?
Que peligroso esto en manos de spammers π
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This could be a paid service to the relays. Not saying thatβs what Iβd want to see but it could exist to pay for these
Today I threw a 2000-line prompt (with reference code) at Shakespeare using GPT Pro. It cost about $20 before I stopped.
I thought more would be better.
Still early...
Thatβs a MASSIVE prompt
Most of it was a reference implementation in Go. I don't think the size of the prompt was the problem, but rather that I wanted too many features at once. I think I need to make a better phase plan. Then I'll try again with a cheaper model.
I tend to shoot it one sentence at a time as prompts these daysβ¦ itβs can do a lot with that and then I keep messing with the ideaβ¦ depends on personal preference. I also use Haiku because itβs dirt cheap and pretty solid. If I want to get serious, I can swap back to Opus.
I think you broke notifications
I did no such thing sir
That was already broken lol
I am so very impressed Sleepy
Moar updates coming soon fren
Addition of zap here to be removed from lists.
1000 sats seems fair
unfortunately I canβt do that with the way itβs originally setup but that wouldβve been hilarious π
lolol, RIP Marie Chan !