@fiatjaf when will you be posting our 2024 roadmap? 😂
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What the heck are you doing still awake @Derek Ross 😳💜
Need a speech from the nostr CEO!
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I had a long ass day and went to bed at 930. I woke up at 4am wide awake. 😭
Making fun of THE BOSS! 🤣🤣🤣
I'll put together some bullet points from the marketing department. Could you get a few together from the design team? He'll need these on his desk by EOB.
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Is on the letter to investors and the NIP cabal already knows. Zap me 100M sats and I'll forward it to you.
Ce n'est pas une si mauvaise idée que d'avoir la vue future, que vous en tant que développeurs principaux de ce protocole, avez sur l'année à venir.
All our collective efforts in 2024 must be employed in developing a Nostr app with a single button. Users won't have to think, they will just press that button and they will be fed with content selected to them by an amazing algorithm. When they are hungry they press the button and food will be put inside their mouths. Whenever they feel a little bit of discomfort in their bodies they just press the button. The app cannot mention relays, keys or the word "Nostr" because that will intimidate users, it should have a familiar name, maybe it should be called "mom", since that word is very familiar to all normies since when they were babies.
The Mom app will be our best app yet! Who's going to build it?
https://i.nostr.build/K7dq.gif#m=image%2Fgif&dim=360x360&blurhash=UPJ%40RRPVMHs%25_N%25KIAj%3DAKNGw%5BS2NZs%2BxZoI&x=ccafcf3d42cc0232744c49476b47c2a7b1a2979fc67a15b36365152deb3d812f
NIP cabal 👀
You forgot the #sex..🧡😊🦍
The mother of the apps 🤣🤣 (just kidding).
My best wishes for the the upcoming year 🙂.
Children of men
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Answering questions we haven’t even fathomed to ask.
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License to operate.
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I hear the roar of the big machine.
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I hear an empire down.
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Love’s lost, fire at will.
Dum dum bullets and nuke to thrill.
I hear an empire down.
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LOL. Don't be like little Viti 🤣
mumstr app 🤣
This is unacceptable… I demand its called Mommy
Bitty
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This is the way
Could call it Board - both a play on ‘bored’ and people can ask each other “are you on Board?”.
It’ll be the onboarding app for nostr.
Momstr interpret it however you want xD
Big Mommy Milkers industrial complex protocol
there are so many great developers out there, the race has certainly already begun
It has to have pop ups which draws the child back to the tit whenever stimulus overload is absent. It is a crucial part keeping the addict addicted and in trance state where the critical thinking brain is blocked so we can introduce Bitcoin maximalist propaganda by bypassing the filter.
Since it is mom, it will never have downtime, works 24/7 forever and needs no payment!
Perfect
Momstr
Lets call it HOME 🫂
Feed them wisdom. Nothing else. The rest will take care of itself.
We already see what happens when algorithms of junk is fed consistently to the people.
It creates a world dominated by fear, greed, and strife.
To get better we must spend time being better. To be better we need more wisdom and far less fear.
Have the algorithm curate wisdom to be fed when the button is pushed.
mom.ninja 👩👧🥷🏻
Good idea!
I already greet new members by saying "Welcome home"
Mom it's the name of a TV series, I don't see it as the name of a social network
Ship it
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#momstr
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LOL! All the best for 2024 for you and your family!
and to you ser 🫡
Nice try, but this idea’s already in widespread use by X, Facebook, and others.
This could really work
The button should look like a NIP and only be able to be activated by lips making a sucking sound...
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Oh , the normies will get their button alright, the big red "deploy dronestrich" button under my desk.
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But I like to think for myself.
I don’t want to press a button when I am hungry and food is put into my mouth.
One single button and fed an algorithm would be the worst app ever.
Am I missing some context here?
Is @fiatjaf account compromised?
Wow, super app!
It was a joke.
Yeah, I figured that after I posted. But you have been doom and gloom lately. So I guess for a second I thought you could be serious. 🫡
There’s a bigger industry in who’s not allowed to press the button