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fiatjaf _@fiatjaf.com 2 years ago
All our collective efforts in 2024 must be employed in developing a Nostr app with a single button. Users won't have to think, they will just press that button and they will be fed with content selected to them by an amazing algorithm. When they are hungry they press the button and food will be put inside their mouths. Whenever they feel a little bit of discomfort in their bodies they just press the button. The app cannot mention relays, keys or the word "Nostr" because that will intimidate users, it should have a familiar name, maybe it should be called "mom", since that word is very familiar to all normies since when they were babies.
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burns burns@bitcoinpark.com 2 years ago
Could call it Board - both a play on ‘bored’ and people can ask each other “are you on Board?”. It’ll be the onboarding app for nostr.
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OΞHI ⚡️🧡 (111k Gang) oshi@iris.to 2 years ago
It has to have pop ups which draws the child back to the tit whenever stimulus overload is absent. It is a crucial part keeping the addict addicted and in trance state where the critical thinking brain is blocked so we can introduce Bitcoin maximalist propaganda by bypassing the filter.
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npub1cpaz...xxpk 2 years ago
Since it is mom, it will never have downtime, works 24/7 forever and needs no payment! Perfect
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Kane McGukin kane@NostrVerified.com 2 years ago
Feed them wisdom. Nothing else. The rest will take care of itself. We already see what happens when algorithms of junk is fed consistently to the people. It creates a world dominated by fear, greed, and strife. To get better we must spend time being better. To be better we need more wisdom and far less fear. Have the algorithm curate wisdom to be fed when the button is pushed.
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sb 2 years ago
press the button? what are you, a monster? allow the user to just moan in the direction of the phone to activate
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A Course in Miracles ACIM@primal.net 2 years ago
this doesnt go far enough. nostr must think for the normies, anticipate and auto-draft responses, and even interrupt the user with suggestions (notifications) such as "isn't it time you had a snack? You've earned one, after all." another suggestion to prompt the user could be: "hey, it's not incendiary enough in here. here's a note you can send to really rile the maxies in the crowd."
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npub1ppjk...xvx2 2 years ago
But I like to think for myself. I don’t want to press a button when I am hungry and food is put into my mouth. One single button and fed an algorithm would be the worst app ever. Am I missing some context here? Is @fiatjaf account compromised?
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